Revelations

I still have a landline that doesn't do anything but allow me to and make and receive calls.

I haven't eaten ice cream for years.

Originally posted by @khandita108
I still have a landline that doesn't do anything but allow me to and make and receive calls.

I have a clothesline that is similarly under-used.

Originally posted by @khandita108
I still have a landline that doesn't do anything but allow me to and make and receive calls.

Incredible! Are you going to donate it to a museum when you die?

I really, really don't like it when I drop a raw egg on the floor.

Or a dairy thermometer ... ever tried to pick up mercury with a dustpan and brush?

Originally posted by @kewpie
Or a dairy thermometer ... ever tried to pick up mercury with a dustpan and brush?

That's silly, you are supposed to use a soda straw and just suck up the bits.....