Originally posted by @moonbusDriveway protection, throughout 2017.
Kindly remind me what service you provided.
Originally posted by @ghost-of-a-dukeOk, I have to meet a man/woman that would pay for driveway protection. I got some swamp land that is going to be very valuable some day I want to talk to them about. 😉
Driveway protection, throughout 2017.
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Originally posted by @very-rustyThey'll probably pave it over.😲
Ok, I have to meet a man/woman that would pay for driveway protection. I got some swamp land that is going to be very valuable some day I want to talk to them about. 😉
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Originally posted by @great-big-steesYou could look at it that way, or the person is being paid just to protect the driveway.... Sounds cheap for a pave job unless it is a very short driveway. 😉
They'll probably pave it over.😲
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Originally posted by @ghost-of-a-dukeWhat driveway? I live on a boat in the Pacific.
Driveway protection, throughout 2017.
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Originally posted by @moonbusIt appears goad is pulling our chains...charging a man for driveway protection when the man lives on a boat in the Pacific.....LOL....
What driveway? I live on a boat in the Pacific.
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Originally posted by @moonbusThat may indeed be your primary address sir, but accordingly to Land Registry you are also legally responsible for 25 Muggers Alley Bognor Regis.
What driveway? I live on a boat in the Pacific.
For that property, throughout 2017,the driveway was fully protected and at no stage was it occupied by undesirables.
We believe our flat rate of 1200 pounds was more than reasonable, and for no extra cost we also provided full protection against zoological damage. (Excluding hippopotami).
Originally posted by @ghost-of-a-dukeLOL....IS this a side job when your not being shrink?
That may indeed be your primary address sir, but accordingly to Land Registry you are also legally responsible for 25 Muggers Alley Bognor Regis.
For that property, throughout 2017,the driveway was fully protected and at no stage was it occupied by undesirables.
We believe our flat rate of 1200 pounds was more than reasonable, and for no extra cost we also provided full protection against zoological damage. (Excluding hippopotami).
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Originally posted by @very-rustyAll part of my retirement plan. 😉
LOL....IS this a side job when your not being shrink?
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Originally posted by @ghost-of-a-dukeQuite, quite. The contract specifically states payment in cash. My current position is 400 miles East of Tumukuru (French Polynesia), heading East at 22 knots (so long as the wind is constant and the spinnaker holds). I invite you to collect the fee in person.
That may indeed be your primary address sir, but accordingly to Land Registry you are also legally responsible for 25 Muggers Alley Bognor Regis.
For that property, throughout 2017,the driveway was fully protected and at no stage was it occupied by undesirables.
We believe our flat rate of 1200 pounds was more than reasonable, and for no extra cost we also provided full protection against zoological damage. (Excluding hippopotami).
Originally posted by @moonbusCan I send an agent to act on my behalf?
Quite, quite. The contract specifically states payment in cash. My current position is 400 miles East of Tumukuru (French Polynesia), heading East at 22 knots (so long as the wind is constant and the spinnaker holds). I invite you to collect the fee in person.
(Rusty, get your boots on).
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Originally posted by @ghost-of-a-dukeOf course.
Can I send an agent to act on my behalf?
(Rusty, get your boots on).
Alternatively ... I see via my satellite link to Sonhouse's orbital private retro-mirror array that Massimo has parked a mobile casino-cum-brothel in a Winnebago there at 25 Muggers Alley. Appears to be doing a roaring business. You could have Rusty go round and collect your cut directly. Better bring the rubber truncheon.
Originally posted by @ghost-of-a-dukegoad,
Can I send an agent to act on my behalf?
(Rusty, get your boots on).
Right on it, soon as fish start flying and birds start dropping coins instead of crap!!!!
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Originally posted by @moonbusReally,
Of course.
Alternatively ... I see via my satellite link to Sonhouse's orbital private retro-mirror array that Massimo has parked a mobile casino-cum-brothel in a Winnebago there at 25 Muggers Alley. Appears to be doing a roaring business. You could have Rusty go round and collect your cut directly. Better bring the rubber truncheon.
Can you see me as ANYONE'S errand boy?.....LOL....goad wouldn't have the balls to go collect personally, just between you and I. 😉
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Originally posted by @ghost-of-a-dukeBugger, indeed, Bognor.
[b]That may indeed be your primary address sir, but accordingly to Land Registry you are also legally responsible for 25 Muggers Alley Bognor Regis./b]