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Originally posted by Silverstriker
i only know of elmo and the cookie monster
Big bird has been around just as long as those two. 😉

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The Rusty - Gramps show continues.....

Blog 4

To Castle or not to Castle.

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Originally posted by greenpawn34
The Rusty - Gramps show continues.....

Blog 4

To Castle or not to Castle.
Self promotion is a sad thing! 😛

The picture is still funny though. 😉

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"Self promotion is a sad thing"

I know but until it kicks in have to spread to the good word.

Most GF guys never stray outside the GF and anyway most of them
are self prmoting themselves as total bampots. 😉

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Originally posted by greenpawn34
"Self promotion is a sad thing"

I know but until it kicks in have to spread to the good word.

Most GF guys never stray outside the GF and anyway most of them
are self prmoting themselves as total bampots. 😉
Where as you're just promoting yourself.

You're the good guy and the rest are all bad of course.

Shouldn't you be working on another chess book?

I still enjoy the funny picture! 😉

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Going to write a book about the games on here.
Will have you asking the dumb questions and gramps supplying the answers.

Guaranteed to sell two copies. One to Gramps and one to your lawyer.

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Originally posted by greenpawn34
Going to write a book about the games on here.
Will have you asking the dumb questions and gramps supplying the answers.

Guaranteed to sell two copies. One to Gramps and one to your lawyer.
I really don't look at chess books written by 2000 players. 😉

Perhaps you are just a 2000 player on here, I don't know.

Let me know when it comes out, as I love sarcasm, from a funny little man. 😉

http://www.letsplaychess.com/chessclubs/forums_thread_show_one_posteronleftstyle.asp?maxpostsshow=1&forumid=11558&ThreadID=11798824

I thought this was pretty funny stuff!

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Hi VR

"I really don't look at chess books written by 2000 players."

I know you don't, I've seen some of your games.

You must stop reading books by 1100 players.

You are Black Game 4270248 this is hilarious.



What you should have done is this.



😉

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!

Good thing it wasn't a Clan game. 😛

I must have lost interest after the game was already won huh. 😉

In case you don't know 1100 players don't write chess books.

2000 players aren't really good enough either. I suppose kevin pretty much leads you around by nose though....ROFLMAO!!!

I could have given you some mate-in-one that I have missed, if you were trying to embarrass me. I have played way to many games to be embarrassed anymore

You have some pretty sad (Hilarious) lost games yourself for a 2000 player, you should have showed one of those. 😉
BTW: Do you ever play players around your own rating, or play the 1700 under
Here is one you could have shown. 😉 (The draw in 9 moves...LOL..Brilliant)
http://www.chessatwork.com/gameanalysis/boardhistory.php?gameid=7141662

So, now that you're showing chess games in GF, I suppose we will all be allowed to do it. They might as well just do away with the Chess forum. 😛


Hi VR

Not trying to embarrass you, just thanking you for the laugh.

1150 players do write chess books, infact have in my library books
on chess written by people who don't even play the game.

The high numbers after a name mean they are good at a game.
Nothing more, they are good at a game.

Your blinkered view is holding back your chess development.
Look past the numbers, see the man.

You are just as good at chess as he is but his 4 digit number is
higher than yours so you expect (and want to ) lose.

Sorry for posting a game in General Forum but thought it could
do with cheering up.

Last time I looked top thread was some guy saying you should stand in front
of a fridge, drop your trousers and freeze your genitals.

(remind me not to leave that guy alone in my kitchen).

I'm now slinking off back to my chums in the Chess Forum.
It's....er...been fun. 😉

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Originally posted by greenpawn34
Hi VR

Not trying to embarrass you, just thanking you for the laugh.

1150 players do write chess books, infact have in my library books
on chess written by people who don't even play the game.

The high numbers after a name mean they are good at a game.
Nothing more, they are good at a game.

Your blinkered view is holding back your chess dev ...[text shortened]... hen).

I'm now slinking off back to my chums in the Chess Forum.
It's....er...been fun. 😉
Hi VR

Not trying to embarrass you, just thanking you for the laugh.

VR- Sure you were, but I am a big guy and can handle it. 😉 I think I sometimes lose focus when I have the game won. (become bored if you will, the fight is over in my mind) I have to be very careful especially in my clan games, as I have 19 other serious players depending on me.

1150 players do write chess books, infact have in my library books
on chess written by people who don't even play the game.

VR-Personally I don't see what value a chess book written by an 1150 player is going to do anyone.

The high numbers after a name mean they are good at a game.
Nothing more, they are good at a game.

Your blinkered view is holding back your chess development.
Look past the numbers, see the man.

You are just as good at chess as he is but his 4 digit number is
higher than yours so you expect (and want to ) lose.

VR- Oh I have beaten 2000 players, just not a whole lot of them. I do expect to lose everytime I play skeeter, other than that it is not the case with me.

Sorry for posting a game in General Forum but thought it could
do with cheering up.

VR- Hey post the game where ever you want, I certainly don't run the show. Perhaps we can all do it now. 😉

Last time I looked top thread was some guy saying you should stand in front
of a fridge, drop your trousers and freeze your genitals.

(remind me not to leave that guy alone in my kitchen).

VR-Well, he does play to his own tune. May have been his way of lightening things up. Of course I am just assuming. 😉

I'm now slinking off back to my chums in the Chess Forum.
It's....er...been fun

VR- Don't take me too seriously as it is all just friendly banter to me. I am sure you are a good fellow. At least I have been told you're a good head, as far as heads go. I do realize the lower rated opponents you are playing, you are probably going over the games with afterwards and teaching them some things about the game.

I don't know you personally or what your real rating is in the real world. It is just my opinion that 2000 players don't make the greatest chess book writers. Do you know who Kevin Spraggett is? He is an old timer now, but was a 2500+ player in his day. This is more my idea of a chess teacher, someone in that rating area. No disrespect intended. If I decided I was going to study the game, instead of just play and have fun, that would be the direction I would go.

Peace Out! 🙂


I will let the "mods" and the rest of the community know that this is trev33's post to my thread:

"your dead momma must be so proud. if only she were around to see the level of douche her son has grown into. so sad."

No doubt this will be allowed to stand by the RHP censors. Less offensive statements will be struck. Keep up the good work boys and girls. It is certain the world needs more people like you...

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Originally posted by greenpawn34
"Self promotion is a sad thing"

I know but until it kicks in have to spread to the good word.

Most GF guys never stray outside the GF and anyway most of them
are self prmoting themselves as total bampots. 😉
I resemble that remark.😠

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Hi VR

"Don't take me too seriously as it is all just friendly banter to me."

And always with me. Though I do have to spend a lot time
convincing players on CF that grades, especialy on here are nothing but
mere numbers that can change from day to day, hour by hour.

I stopped playing over 2000 players when 6 of the 9 I played got banned.
I have a computer in the house.

Also as part of my anti grade worshipping campaign I proved it was possible to
get to a grade of 1950 in a few months just by playing under 1600 players.
(you cannot do that in the real world).

Hi Frankie.

I was always taught and have read often enough that if you are going to
write anything that is funny or is a joke then you need not add !!!!
after it to ensure the reader gets the point.

If it's funny they they will get it.

To this end I hate having to drop 🙂 😉 on the end of everything I do.

Here it seems if anything you say is not followed by a 🙂 😉
then it is an open decalration to war.

Do your own thing and post away. It was just a funny observation.

VR does not like me posting games in the GF (yes I know it was a joke).
So I mention the guy who likes to freeze his genitals in the fridge.

Agree some things are boardering on the very sick and vile but 99% of
the stuff on here is posted after a moments thought.

Also I think some people enjoy the notoriety of being banned (again)
so sail close to the wind as often as they can.

Each to his own I guess, I enjoy playing chess, some enjoy being banned,
you enjoy freeze your genitals

(Have you considerd marrying an Eskimo?)

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Originally posted by Frank Burns
I will let the "mods" and the rest of the community know that this is trev33's post to my thread:

"your dead momma must be so proud. if only she were around to see the level of douche her son has grown into. so sad."

No doubt this will be allowed to stand by the RHP censors. Less offensive statements will be struck. Keep up the good work boys and girls. It is certain the world needs more people like you...
you're complaining about people not living up to your standards in the thread you started about shoving your balls inside a refrigerator???