Rules to remember in life

pass gas privately

17) Never sing Rule Brittania in a bar in Old Montreal on St. Jean Baptiste day (June 24th) if you don't want to be pummulled.😲🙄

Originally posted by coquette
pass gas privately*

*or when you can plausibly blame it on someone

Originally posted by coquette
pass gas privately

I still think so*.

*Own it! There is nothing wrong with a healthy fart.

Originally posted by Great Big Stees
17) Never sing Rule Brittania in a bar in Old Montreal on St. Jean Baptiste day (June 24th) if you don't want to be pummulled.😲🙄

Still to this day, if the British national anthem is played on tv
for any reason, say a football match or the olympics or whatever

they turn down the sound here in Ireland.

They never do that for any other national anthem.

Originally posted by apathist
I still think so*.

*Own it! There is nothing wrong with a healthy fart.

18) be awre that there is such a thing as being too open-minded.

19) Give every idea a fair hearing because everyone deserves a chance to make their case.
Reject some really bad ideas out-of-hand because your time is limited.

20) If it feels right...do it.

22) You only live once.




OK some may think differently but no one's been able to prove otherwise.

23) No regrets - useless.

24) If it looks like a sheep, sounds like a sheep but smells like a wolf be careful.

Originally posted by Great Big Stees
24) If it looks like a sheep, sounds like a sheep but smells like a wolf be careful.

It's probably a duck.

Anyway, one of my personal favourites;

25.The road to hell is paved with good intentions.

26. People are more what they hide than what they show

27. The most important thing to know about horses is never step in their shyte.