Rules to remember in life

58? The issue's not whether you're paranoid, it's whether you're paranoid enough.

Originally posted by divegeester
54) there are no hot females on this site.

59. Given enough time, the least unattractive person in a room will look hot.

60) If she orders a mixed drink (or worse a Martini) on your first date make it the last.

Originally posted by johnnylongwoody
They won't let me out because they are afraid that I
will track down Orange bastards like you.

Not many 'orange bastards' fly the Irish flag numbnuts. Not that you would know anything about the north anyway.