Rules to remember in life

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58? The issue's not whether you're paranoid, it's whether you're paranoid enough.

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59. Given enough time, the least unattractive person in a room will look hot.

06 Jul 13 01:36

60) If she orders a mixed drink (or worse a Martini) on your first date make it the last.

06 Jul 13 05:55

Originally posted by johnnylongwoody
They won't let me out because they are afraid that I
will track down Orange bastards like you.

Not many 'orange bastards' fly the Irish flag numbnuts. Not that you would know anything about the north anyway.