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    10 Jun '13 12:31
    1) If you help someone when they're in trouble, they will remember you
    when they're in trouble again.
  2. SubscriberPonderableonline
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    10 Jun '13 12:36
    Originally posted by Great Big Stees
    1) If you help someone when they're in trouble, they will remember you
    when they're in trouble again.
    in the same vein:
    2) no good deed goes unpunished.
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    10 Jun '13 12:49
    Originally posted by Ponderable
    in the same vein:
    2) no good deed goes unpunished.
    3) Alcohol does not solve any problems, but then neither does milk.
  4. SubscriberPonderableonline
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    10 Jun '13 12:59
    Originally posted by Great Big Stees
    3) Alcohol does not solve any problems, but then neither does milk.
    4) Tear taste not sweeter if they fall in a beer glas.
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    10 Jun '13 13:13
    Originally posted by Ponderable
    4) Tear taste not sweeter if they fall in a beer glas.
    5) Many people are alive only because it's illegal to shoot them.
  6. SubscriberPonderableonline
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    10 Jun '13 13:47
    Originally posted by Great Big Stees
    5) Many people are alive only because it's illegal to shoot them.
    6) any silly person can destroy a bettel without effort, but all professors in the world can't fix it...
  7. Subscribercoquette
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    10 Jun '13 14:12
    7) aphorisms never saved an empire - wait, not true:

    don't give up the ship
    Over there! Over there!
    give me liberty or give me death
    another please, on the house, thank you
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    10 Jun '13 16:19
    Originally posted by coquette
    7) aphorisms never saved an empire - wait, not true:

    don't give up the ship
    Over there! Over there!
    give me liberty or give me death
    another please, on the house, thank you
    8) Condoms do not guarantee safe sex; a friend of mine was wearing one
    when he was shot by the woman's husband!
  9. Standard memberapathist
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    10 Jun '13 23:20
    9) when the cops say they are busy chasing someone so move along that way, move along that way.
  10. Subscribercoquette
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    10 Jun '13 23:32
    10) when customer service says that your call is important to them and that your call will be answered in the next 2 minutes and forty seconds, believe them . . . never give up hope
  11. Standard memberFrank Burns
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    10 Jun '13 23:36
    11) Unless you're in prison, never fight naked.
  12. Standard memberSwissGambit
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    11 Jun '13 03:14
    Woohoo. Crazy rule-fest.

    12) There warn't never a horse that cain't be rode, an' there warn't never a man that cain't be throwed.
  13. Standard memberGrampy Bobby
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    11 Jun '13 03:39
    13. When in doubt, think.
  14. Standard memberGrampy Bobby
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    11 Jun '13 19:18
    14. Live life each day as if it was your last.
  15. SubscriberSuzianne
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    11 Jun '13 22:15
    15. Always wear clean underwear.
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