1) If you help someone when they're in trouble, they will remember you
when they're in trouble again.

Originally posted by Great Big Stees
1) If you help someone when they're in trouble, they will remember you
when they're in trouble again.

Originally posted by Ponderable
in the same vein:
2) no good deed goes unpunished.

Originally posted by Great Big Stees
3) Alcohol does not solve any problems, but then neither does milk.

Originally posted by Ponderable
4) Tear taste not sweeter if they fall in a beer glas.

Originally posted by Great Big Stees
5) Many people are alive only because it's illegal to shoot them.

7) aphorisms never saved an empire - wait, not true:

don't give up the ship
Over there! Over there!
give me liberty or give me death
another please, on the house, thank you

Originally posted by coquette
7) aphorisms never saved an empire - wait, not true:

don't give up the ship
Over there! Over there!
give me liberty or give me death
another please, on the house, thank you

9) when the cops say they are busy chasing someone so move along that way, move along that way.

10) when customer service says that your call is important to them and that your call will be answered in the next 2 minutes and forty seconds, believe them . . . never give up hope

11) Unless you're in prison, never fight naked.

Woohoo. Crazy rule-fest.

12) There warn't never a horse that cain't be rode, an' there warn't never a man that cain't be throwed.

13. When in doubt, think.

14. Live life each day as if it was your last.

15. Always wear clean underwear.