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so what do we know about him.... he's kinda reminds me of god.... often spoken about but no one knows if he's real or what he looks like...

does russ have little russ's?
is there a mrs russ...?

hey, i'm nosey, i have a right to know

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*more stalking*

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Originally posted by eatmybishop
often spoken about but no one knows [...] what he looks like...
FAIL.


Originally posted by eatmybishop
does russ have little russ's?
Makes sense.

I heard you have a little bishop.

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Originally posted by rbmorris
Makes sense.

I heard you have a little bishop.
he's constantly beating the poor little guy too!

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Originally posted by eatmybishop
so what do we know about him.... he's kinda reminds me of god.... often spoken about but no one knows if he's real or what he looks like...

does russ have little russ's?
is there a mrs russ...?

hey, i'm nosey, i have a right to know
One word... Guiness

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Originally posted by Marinkatomb
One word... Guiness
Woo, someone else who is fond of Guiness!

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That sounds really nice. 🙂

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Originally posted by eatmybishop
so what do we know about him.... he's kinda reminds me of god.... often spoken about but no one knows if he's real or what he looks like...

does russ have little russ's?
is there a mrs russ...?

hey, i'm nosey, i have a right to know
Well that right is abolished. Russ will probably show up.

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Originally posted by eatmybishop
so what do we know about him.... he's kinda reminds me of god.... often spoken about but no one knows if he's real or what he looks like...

does russ have little russ's?
is there a mrs russ...?

hey, i'm nosey, i have a right to know
Strangely enough, Russ looks and sounds exactly like Mervyn Johns in The Halfway House. Chris looks and sounds like Jacko on methamphetamines. The combination is irresistable, and delicious. They are often to be found strolling through St. James' Park, where Chris insists on feeding pickled eggs to the pelicans, though it is said that they markedly prefer pork scratchings.


Edit: By "Jacko" I refer of course to the Australian rules football player, not the Neverland Ranch dweller. Here he is in an Eveready battery commercial from 1987:

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You are so gullible, you probably believe in Santa because you have seen him at a shopping centre or something, too. I don't believe in Russ.

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Originally posted by Nordlys
You are so gullible, you probably believe in Santa because you have seen him at a shopping centre or something, too. I don't believe in Russ.
I remember seeing Santa in a shopping centre of sorts once, he went into the gents, hey, everyone needs to pee, even Santa.

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