07 Mar 08
Originally posted by eatmybishopWell that right is abolished. Russ will probably show up.
so what do we know about him.... he's kinda reminds me of god.... often spoken about but no one knows if he's real or what he looks like...
does russ have little russ's?
is there a mrs russ...?
hey, i'm nosey, i have a right to know
07 Mar 08
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Originally posted by eatmybishopStrangely enough, Russ looks and sounds exactly like Mervyn Johns in The Halfway House. Chris looks and sounds like Jacko on methamphetamines. The combination is irresistable, and delicious. They are often to be found strolling through St. James' Park, where Chris insists on feeding pickled eggs to the pelicans, though it is said that they markedly prefer pork scratchings.
so what do we know about him.... he's kinda reminds me of god.... often spoken about but no one knows if he's real or what he looks like...
does russ have little russ's?
is there a mrs russ...?
hey, i'm nosey, i have a right to know
Edit: By "Jacko" I refer of course to the Australian rules football player, not the Neverland Ranch dweller. Here he is in an Eveready battery commercial from 1987:
http://youtube.com/watch?v=-2RSu9Gw61U
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07 Mar 08
Originally posted by NordlysI remember seeing Santa in a shopping centre of sorts once, he went into the gents, hey, everyone needs to pee, even Santa.
You are so gullible, you probably believe in Santa because you have seen him at a shopping centre or something, too. I don't believe in Russ.