Originally posted by SuzianneBecause I didn't think negotiating a truce on an internet chess site with somebody I don't know was quite ridiculous enough.
1) I can unequivocally state without reservation that my name is most certainly NOT "sexygirl1345.jpg".
(I cannot imagine why on earth this is a major condition of yours, but okay, whatever floats your boat.)
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05 Dec 08
Originally posted by SuzianneWhile we're playing true confessions, I should also make one here. I know this is going to catch a lot of people unawares, and I apologize in advance for the shock of the thing. If you are not already sitting, you might want to... ...just in case.... I wouldn't want anyone to faint dead away and get injured or anything...
1) I can unequivocally state without reservation that my name is most certainly NOT "sexygirl1345.jpg".
Now that you're prepared for it, here goes. I'm not really a duck. I know my avatar might give that impression, but I don't even have any feathers. I'm actually not a bird of any type. And I sincerely apologize to any impressionable teenage ducks, geese, or other migratory birds who might have been taken in by this most fowl impersonation.
Originally posted by leisurelyslothWe don't believe you. Ducks lie.
While we're playing true confessions, I should also make one here. I know this is going to catch a lot of people unawares, and I apologize in advance for the shock of the thing. If you are not already sitting, you might want to... ...just in case.... I wouldn't want anyone to faint dead away and get injured or anything...
Now that you're prepar ...[text shortened]... se, or other migratory birds who might have been taken in by this most fowl impersonation.
Originally posted by leisurelyslothNice try...I have my eye on you!!
While we're playing true confessions, I should also make one here. I know this is going to catch a lot of people unawares, and I apologize in advance for the shock of the thing. If you are not already sitting, you might want to... ...just in case.... I wouldn't want anyone to faint dead away and get injured or anything...
Now that you're prepar ...[text shortened]... se, or other migratory birds who might have been taken in by this most fowl impersonation.
Originally posted by RagnorakListen to me right now, and listen to me good.
Because I didn't think negotiating a truce on an internet chess site with somebody I don't know was quite ridiculous enough.
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You said you would stop.
You gave conditions under which you agreed to stop.
I met those conditions in good faith under the condition that you meet my conditions.
I asked you if we had a deal or not.
Now you refuse to even answer.
Now you WILL answer me, or I swear to God and all that is Holy that if you ever mistreat me in these forums again, or continue to stalk me in these forums with the intent to mistreat me, then Russ and Chris and every forum moderator WILL hear about it, and I will do my best to get your ass banned from this site for harrassment.
DO YOU understand me??
And DO WE have a deal or not??
I would suggest you take me seriously. I am NOT kidding.
Blow me off at your peril, mister.
Originally posted by SuzianneThat is the most serious thread that I've read in my whole life!
Listen to me right now, and listen to me good.
You said you would stop.
You gave conditions under which you agreed to stop.
I met those conditions in good faith under the condition that you meet my conditions.
I asked you if we had a deal or not.
Now you refuse to even answer.
Now you WILL answer me, or I swear to God and all that is Holy ...[text shortened]...
I would suggest you take me seriously. I am NOT kidding.
Blow me off at your peril, mister.