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    10 Aug '19 15:211 edit
    Some Truths that need to be embraced:

    Aspartame doesn’t cause cancer. Though it does taste like crap.

    Vaccines don’t make your kids autistic. Plus most of your kids are probably crappy as is.

    Superfoods and body cleanses are total BS.

    GMO’s are fine. Organic foods are fine too.

    Crystals are just pretty rocks. But, you should probably stick a fistful of them up your bum just in case.

    Cats and dogs aren’t vegans you morons.

    Climate change is largely driven by mankind. I really wish it would go a little faster the apocalypse can’t come soon enough for me.

    Chemtrails are totally real though.
  2. SubscriberGhost of a Duke
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    10 Aug '19 15:35
    Man really did walk on the moon. (No, really).
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    10 Aug '19 16:47
    @ghost-of-a-duke said
    Man really did walk on the moon. (No, really).
    Oh, and the Earth isn’t flat you nest of squirrels. Science Jesus weeps for how stupid that idea is.
  4. Subscribersonhouse
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    10 Aug '19 17:40
    @Hand-of-Hecate
    The funniest part of the flat Earth deal is the explanation for why we have gravity.
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    10 Aug '19 17:45
    @sonhouse said
    @Hand-of-Hecate
    The funniest part of the flat Earth deal is the explanation for why we have gravity.
    I used to think it was funny until I realized that some of them are totally serious.
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    10 Aug '19 18:51
    @Hand-of-Hecate

    That is indeed sad. Especially considering the world was proven round 3000 years ago with a couple of sticks.
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    11 Aug '19 20:10
    The average penguin can jump 8 feet straight up.
  8. SubscriberGhost of a Duke
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    If a cow lies down in a field, it ain't gonna rain.
  9. Subscribercaesar salad
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    The larger the acorns, the colder the winter.
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    11 Aug '19 23:12
    @ghost-of-a-duke said
    If a cow lies down in a field, it ain't gonna rain.
    Cows can walk upstairs but not down them. If you have a cow on your roof, best to chainsaw it up into smaller pieces before you throw it off.
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    wanna see science jesus???
    squat with spurs on...
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    @rookie54 said
    wanna see science jesus???
    squat with spurs on...
    Jingle jangle jingle
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    12 Aug '19 07:49
    @ghost-of-a-duke said
    If a cow lies down in a field, it ain't gonna rain.
    Sounds about right, cows in the UK would’ve lost the use of their legs by now.
  14. SubscriberPianoman1
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    12 Aug '19 10:271 edit
    Two US Presidents who were assassinated were Abraham Lincoln and John Kennedy. 

    Abraham Lincoln was elected to Congress in 1846 
    John F. Kennedy was elected to Congress in 1946 

    Abraham Lincoln was elected President in 1860 
    John F. Kennedy was elected President in 1960. 

    Both Presidents were shot on a Friday 
    Both Presidents were shot in the head 

    Lincoln’s secretary was named Kennedy 
    Kennedy’s secretary was named Lincoln 

    Both were assassinated by Southerners 
    Both were succeeded by Southerners named Johnson 

    Andrew Johnson, who succeeded Lincoln, was born in 1808 
    Lyndon Johnson, who succeeded Kennedy, was born in 1908 

    John Wilkes Booth, who assassinated Lincoln, was born in 1839 
    Lee Harvey Oswald, who assassinated Kennedy, was born in 1939 

    Both assassins were known by their three names 
    Both names are composed of fifteen letters 

    Lincoln was shot at the theatre named “Ford” 
    Kennedy was shot in a car called “Lincoln” made by “Ford” 

    Lincoln was shot in a theatre and his assassin ran and hid in a warehouse 
    Kennedy was shot from a warehouse and his assassin ran and hid in a theatre 

    Both assassins were themselves assassinated before their trials. 

    Just saying.......
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    @pianoman1 said
    Two US Presidents who were assassinated were Abraham Lincoln and John Kennedy. 

    Abraham Lincoln was elected to Congress in 1846 
    John F. Kennedy was elected to Congress in 1946 

    Abraham Lincoln was elected President in 1860 
    John F. Kennedy was elected President in 1960. 

    Both Presidents were shot on a Friday 
    Both Presidents were shot in the head 

    Lincoln’s ...[text shortened]... theatre 

    Both assassins were themselves assassinated before their trials. 

    Just saying.......
    So what’s the plan for 2046?
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