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@pianoman1 said
Two US Presidents who were assassinated were Abraham Lincoln and John Kennedy. 

Abraham Lincoln was elected to Congress in 1846 
John F. Kennedy was elected to Congress in 1946 

Abraham Lincoln was elected President in 1860 
John F. Kennedy was elected President in 1960. 

Both Presidents were shot on a Friday 
Both Presidents were shot in the head 

Lincoln’s ...[text shortened]... theatre 

Both assassins were themselves assassinated before their trials. 

Just saying.......

Interesting....Does this say history really does repeat itself?

-VR

@hand-of-hecate said
I used to think it was funny until I realized that some of them are totally serious.

Well "if" it was round wouldn't roll around the sun?

@ghost-of-a-duke said
Man really did walk on the moon. (No, really).

Yes, but only on the surface of the moon.

@hand-of-hecate said
Oh, and the Earth isn’t flat you nest of squirrels. Science Jesus weeps for how stupid that idea is.

I've never met a flat earther
how can I be sure?
do I need a gun?

Elvis is dead. Nothing crashed at Rosswell.

@moonbus said
Elvis is dead. Nothing crashed at Rosswell.

Agreed Elvis is dead.... 😉

-VR

@great-big-stees said
Well "if" it was round wouldn't roll around the sun?

It is rolling around the sun.

@ghost-of-a-duke said
Man really did walk on the moon. (No, really).

It was really more like hopping and skipping.

@hand-of-hecate said
The average penguin can jump 8 feet straight up.

How about the above average penguin?

Moai, Stonehenge, and the pyramids were made by humans, not space aliens.

@Hand-of-Hecate
The assassination of then King Trump held up medically by organ clones?

@very-rusty said
Interesting....Does this say history really does repeat itself?

No, it says a lot of people don't bother to check Snopes.

@sonhouse said
@Hand-of-Hecate

That is indeed sad. Especially considering the world was proven round 3000 years ago with a couple of sticks.

Maybe we should have asked the dinosaurs.
They were around back then.

@pianoman1 said
Two US Presidents who were assassinated were Abraham Lincoln and John Kennedy. 

Abraham Lincoln was elected to Congress in 1846 
John F. Kennedy was elected to Congress in 1946 

Abraham Lincoln was elected President in 1860 
John F. Kennedy was elected President in 1960. 

Both Presidents were shot on a Friday 
Both Presidents were shot in the head 

Lincoln’s ...[text shortened]... theatre 

Both assassins were themselves assassinated before their trials. 

Just saying.......

You can’t make this stuff up.
Oh wait !! 😛

@hand-of-hecate said
It is rolling around the sun.

It’s amusing to me that this got a thumbs down.