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Originally posted by wormwood
right. it all makes sense now.
Cthulhu was a renegade Scientologist.

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Originally posted by Bosse de Nage
Cthulhu was a renegade Scientologist.
When's he coming back, as bad as it will be... I'm tired of waiting.

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Originally posted by Bosse de Nage
Cthulhu was a renegade Scientologist.
it's plausible. on a certain lunchbreak from a hard day of serious auditing, the co-scientologists made the mistake of looking into it's dark void of madness, and went, well, mad.

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Originally posted by wormwood
it's plausible. on a certain lunchbreak from a hard day of serious auditing, the co-scientologists made the mistake of looking into it's dark void of madness, and went, well, mad.
Sounds like fun......where do I sign? 😉

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When I read Dianetics many years ago, this was before I had heard of Scientology, and I remember thinking "ok, it's an interesting theory, and it may actually work" and it seemed fairly scientific at the time.

Then when I finally linked it up with Scientology, I thought, "ok, so that explains the name, but where the hell do they get the idea that this is a *religion*??"

Then I realized that L. Ron Hubbard was just looking for a tax shelter.

There is a house here in Phoenix that they claim ol' Ron lived in while he was developing his ideas... but almost no one knows about it, and almost no one visits it, and almost no one cares.

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Originally posted by Phlabibit
When's he coming back, as bad as it will be... I'm tired of waiting.

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Join the cult and pretty soon you won't care. But you'll start to look pretty fishy.

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Originally posted by Suzianne
When I read Dianetics many years ago, this was before I had heard of Scientology, and I remember thinking "ok, it's an interesting theory, and it may actually work" and it seemed fairly scientific at the time.

Then when I finally linked it up with Scientology, I thought, "ok, so that explains the name, but where the hell do they get the idea that this is ...[text shortened]... .. but almost no one knows about it, and almost no one visits it, and almost no one cares.
Went to Phoenix...few years back..what a great place...Cactus and Cowboys everywhere!

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Originally posted by Bobski
Went to Phoenix...few years back..what a great place...Cactus and Cowboys everywhere!
Oh, yeah... and it's tough times indeed when the Apaches keep raiding the stagecoaches...

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Originally posted by wormwood
galactic conspiracy ending with humans being dragged over to earth on DC-8's 75 million years ago, only to be lowered into volcanoes to be subsequently blown up with hydrogen bombs, scattering the souls all over. oh yeah, and then there is the mind controlling chip.


right. it all makes sense now.
But sensible people cant really belive that........without the intention of causing any one offence it does should like the plot line for a Dodgy 1970's film staring Charlten (give the Kids guns) Heston......

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Originally posted by trevor33
no, im one of the nicer ones.

to be honest its not something that i really care about, as most (if not all) religions are a pile of crap.
It not Fair to make such a sweeping generalisation..........most religions are good but become corrupted by evil men who try to control people's beliefs in order to have power over them........i

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Originally posted by twenty6
It not Fair to make such a sweeping generalisation..........most religions are good but become corrupted by evil men who try to control people's beliefs in order to have power over them........i
I'd say that would be a bit easier when you have a religion without a deity.

Hmmmm, on second thought, maybe it's easier with a deity!

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I want to start my own religion.

I have even performed a miracle/trick. Do you know that one magicians do, suspending a crystal ball on top of a handkerchief? I can do something similar. Only it's with a towel when I get out of the shower and sometimes I need a photo of Uma Thurman looking redolent.

Edit: Or better still looking prurient: ooh that's magic.

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Originally posted by twenty6
But sensible people cant really belive that........without the intention of causing any one offence it does should like the plot line for a Dodgy 1970's film staring Charlten (give the Kids guns) Heston......
Scientology was started by a science fiction writer. It shows.

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Originally posted by Nordlys
Scientology was started by a science fiction writer. It shows.
I'm thinking of starting Vladology wanna join?

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Does any one think Scientolgy is in anyway credible??????????