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Originally posted by der schwarze Ritter
I have a couple of questions about Scientology:

How come only Hollywood actors are the only Scientologists we ever read about?

How come there are no "normal" Scientologists?

Seems to me you've got to be earning $20 million a picture in order to join the club.
check this site out, if you want the real story on Scientology.

http://www.xenu.net/

its a watchdog on those nutters.

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Originally posted by mochiron
check this site out, if you want the real story on Scientology.

http://www.xenu.net/

its a watchdog on those nutters.
Excellent site, mochiron. Scientology wants your money, and they make it's followers weak and dependent upon the organization, so they will keep feeding more money into it's coffers in order to "improve" themselves. If they stop paying big bucks for the latest nonsensical class or electronic gew-gaw, then they are made to feel ashamed and guilty by not coughing up the dough in order to be a better person.
Lotta hogwash, it should be illegal.

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Originally posted by Bosse de Nage
"Waiter! Waiter! There's a dead squid in my soup!"
"It's not dead Sir, it's just dreaming."
what's with the hat and no lederhosen? it's just sick. spankin' sick. a tyrolean hat needs bavarian lederhosen like a fish needs a bicycle! which is a lot! first you and now the spritual cetacean of nordlys flops into bandwagon. I can't take this madness anymore!

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WE ARE THE HAT. RESISTANCE IS FUTILE. YOU WILL BE ASSIMILATED.

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Originally posted by wormwood
WE ARE THE HAT. RESISTANCE IS FUTILE. YOU WILL BE ASSIMILATED.
Nice hat, but you need some lederhosen to go with it.

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Originally posted by Nordlys
Nice hat, but you need some lederhosen to go with it.
I have no legs, only tentacles. dark tentacles of madness.

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Originally posted by wormwood
I have no legs, only tentacles. dark tentacles of madness.
Who says you need to have legs to wear lederhosen? I am trying to get some myself, and I don't have legs either. I think they would look great on your tentacles.

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Originally posted by Nordlys
Who says you need to have legs to wear lederhosen? I am trying to get some myself, and I don't have legs either. I think they would look great on your tentacles.
yes you do. check your x-ray.

...maybe a kind of a large non-euclidian glove would do...

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Originally posted by wormwood
yes you do. check your x-ray.

...maybe a kind of a large non-euclidian glove would do...
A non-Euclidian Tyrolean leather glove? Interesting.

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Originally posted by wormwood
WE ARE THE HAT. RESISTANCE IS FUTILE. YOU WILL BE ASSIMILATED.
ALL YOUR BASE ARE BELONG TO US.

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Originally posted by Nordlys
Who says you need to have legs to wear lederhosen? I am trying to get some myself, and I don't have legs either.
Yay! This wasn't easy, they had to be custom-tailored, and the braces keep slipping. A bit unusual to have the braces on the head and under the hat, too, but it was the best solution.

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All you need to know about Scientology:

http://www.clambake.org

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Originally posted by David C
All you need to know about Scientology:

[b]http://www.clambake.org
[/b]
Here is one tidbit I personally remember from my bout with skinintology:

NEVER agree to an investigation of Scientology. ONLY agree to an investigation of the attackers.

[...]

This is correct procedure:

Spot who is attacking us.
Start investigating them promptly for FELONIES or worse using our own professionals, not outside agencies.
Double curve our reply by saying we welcome an investigation of them.
Start feeding lurid, blood sex crime actual evidence on the attackers to the press.
Don't ever tamely admit to an investigation of us. Make it rough, rough on attackers all the way.

HCOPL 25 February 1966 "Attacks on Scientology"

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Originally posted by Nordlys
Nice hat, but you need some lederhosen to go with it.
😉

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Originally posted by mochiron
check this site out, if you want the real story on Scientology.

http://www.xenu.net/

its a watchdog on those nutters.
Thanks, good site.