i'm a high school sophomore, but when i'm a senior, i wanna have my name down in my high school's book of fame...
any ideas for a good prank?
nothing overly illegal
misdemeanors are fine...
Example:
sending the principal one of my larger turds via UPS
the revelation of asking you guys in a forum just came to me, as i never thought of asking a bunch of folks
another example:
last year, a guy spray painted a picture of that animated character with his pants down pissing on the School sign on side of building... it was visible from the main road in town...
come on, nothing lame...
rolling the school yard is considered lame, just so you guys get the jist of what i'm aiming for here...
Originally posted by rubberjaw30You could send the Principal one of your larger turds via UPS.
i'm a high school sophomore, but when i'm a senior, i wanna have my name down in my high school's book of fame...
any ideas for a good prank?
nothing overly illegal
misdemeanors are fine...
Example:
sending the principal one of my larger turds via UPS
the revelation of asking you guys in a forum just came to me, as i never thought of asking a bun ...[text shortened]... school yard is considered lame, just so you guys get the jist of what i'm aiming for here...
Or by Email!!!
Are there cows nearby?
A classic one is to lead a cow up some stairs if your High School has a second floor that is great. You can usually get them up the stairs, but most cows refuse to/can't go down. It seems silly, but really classic. You just have to get a cow and get into the building with it at night.
If there are no cows, consider something a little more creative. But try to do something that is just a pain in the *** instead of just gross and unimaginative. I'd consider sending a turd UPS to be quite lame, and at least where I come from, it wouldn't get you remembered, or even really talked about more than a month or so later. You'd just be some idiot who has a thing for postal feces. You'd piss off the principal, but most of the school would think "Who gives a ****". Be sneaky and/or creative, or really over-the-top. Feces just doesn't cut it.
high school... it's been 14 years since I graduated, and I can't really say I give a rat's ass about any of the things that happened back then. none of it matters after you get out. not to you, nor to anyone else.
I feel a song coming:
Ladies and Gentlemen of the class of ’97
Wear Sunscreen
If I could offer you only one tip for the future,
sunscreen would be it.
The long term benefits of sunscreen have been proved by scientists,
whereas the rest of my advice has no basis more reliable than my own meandering experience
I will dispense this advice now.
Enjoy the power and beauty of your youth, oh nevermind,
you will not understand the power and beauty of your youth until they've faded.
But trust me, in 20 years you’ll look back at photos of yourself
and recall in a way you can’t grasp now, how much possibility lay before you
and how fabulous you really looked,
you are not as fat as you imagine.
Don’t worry about the future, or worry, but know that worrying is as effective as trying to solve an algebra equation by chewing bubblegum.
The real troubles in your life are apt to be things that never crossed your worried mind, the kind that blindside you at 4pm on some idle Tuesday.
Do one thing everyday that scares you
Sing
Don’t be reckless with other people’s hearts,
don’t put up with people who are reckless with yours.
Floss
Don’t waste your time on jealousy, sometimes you’re ahead, sometimes you’re behind,
the race is long, and in the end, it’s only with yourself.
Remember the compliments you receive, forget the insults,
if you succeed in doing this, tell me how.
Keep your old love letters, throw away your old bank statements.
Stretch
Don’t feel guilty if you don’t know what you want to do with your life,
the most interesting people I know didn’t know at 22
what they wanted to do with their lives,
some of the most interesting 40 year olds I know still don’t.
Get plenty of calcium.
Be kind to your knees, you’ll miss them when they’re gone.
Maybe you’ll marry, maybe you won’t, maybe you’ll have children, maybe you won’t,
Maybe you’ll divorce at 40,
Maybe you’ll dance the funky chicken on your 75th wedding anniversary
What ever you do, don’t congratulate yourself too much or berate yourself either
Your choices are half chance, so are everybody else’s.
Enjoy your body, use it every way you can, don’t be afraid of it,
or what other people think of it, it’s the greatest instrument you’ll ever own
Dance, even if you have nowhere to do it but in your own living room.
Read the directions, even if you don’t follow them.
Do not read beauty magazines, they will only make you feel ugly.
Brother and sister together we'll make it through
Someday a spirit will take you and guide you there
I know you've been hurtin, but I've been waitin' to be there for you
And I'll be there just helping you out whenever I can
Get to know your parents, you never know when they’ll be gone for good.
Be nice to your siblings, they are the best link to your past
and the people most likely to stick with you in the future.
Understand that friends come and go, but for the precious few you should hold on.
Work hard to bridge the gaps in geography and lifestyle because the older you get,
the more you need the people you knew when you were young.
Live in New York City once, but leave before it makes you hard,
Live in Northern California once, but leave before it makes you soft.
Travel.
Accept certain inalienable truths, prices will rise, politicians will philander,
you too will get old, and when you do you’ll fantasize that when you were young
prices were reasonable, politicians were noble and children respected their elders.
Respect your elders.
Don’t expect anyone else to support you. Maybe you have a trust fund,
Maybe you have a wealthy spouse; but you never know when either one might run out.
Don’t mess too much with your hair, or by the time you're 40, it will look 85.
Be careful whose advice you buy, but, be patient with those who supply it.
Advice is a form of nostalgia,
dispensing it is a way of fishing the past from the disposal, wiping it off,
painting over the ugly parts and recycling it for more than it’s worth.
But trust me on the sunscreen
Originally posted by UmbrageOfSnowYeah, what if you led 1000 cows upstairs! That'd RULE! You could get on that show on MTV!
Are there cows nearby?
A classic one is to lead a cow up some stairs if your High School has a second floor that is great. You can usually get them up the stairs, but most cows refuse to/can't go down. It seems silly, but really classic. You just have to get a cow and get into the building with it at night.
If there are no cows, consider somethi ...[text shortened]... a ****". Be sneaky and/or creative, or really over-the-top. Feces just doesn't cut it.
Originally posted by rubberjaw30Why not put superglue in all the locks so no-one can get in?
i'm a high school sophomore, but when i'm a senior, i wanna have my name down in my high school's book of fame...
any ideas for a good prank?
nothing overly illegal
misdemeanors are fine...
Example:
sending the principal one of my larger turds via UPS
the revelation of asking you guys in a forum just came to me, as i never thought of asking a bun ...[text shortened]... school yard is considered lame, just so you guys get the jist of what i'm aiming for here...
Here are a few examples from when I graduated:
1) Paint all the handrails etc the same colour that they already are so when people lean on them they get paint everywhere.
2) Do you have a quad? (A large concrete area in the centre of the school) Leave some of the windows to classrooms unlocked, come back at night and set up/stack up all the tables and chairs from the classrooms in the middle of the quad. That's very much along the 'pain in the ass' line.
There were more that we did but I can't think of them right now.
Originally posted by rubberjaw30When I was your age we had to turd on the ground, pick it up, and hand it to the person...
i'm a high school sophomore, but when i'm a senior, i wanna have my name down in my high school's book of fame...
any ideas for a good prank?
nothing overly illegal
misdemeanors are fine...
Example:
sending the principal one of my larger turds via UPS
the revelation of asking you guys in a forum just came to me, as i never thought of asking a bun ...[text shortened]... school yard is considered lame, just so you guys get the jist of what i'm aiming for here...
You kids have it easy.
P-
Originally posted by rubberjaw30Get three greased up pigs and spray paint the numbers "1, 2, 4" on the pigs and release them in the school.
i'm a high school sophomore, but when i'm a senior, i wanna have my name down in my high school's book of fame...
any ideas for a good prank?
nothing overly illegal
misdemeanors are fine...
Example:
sending the principal one of my larger turds via UPS
the revelation of asking you guys in a forum just came to me, as i never thought of asking a bun ...[text shortened]... school yard is considered lame, just so you guys get the jist of what i'm aiming for here...
I'll let you figure out why this is funny.
Originally posted by rubberjaw30Write a message (or your initials) on the school's lawn with Ortho lawn fertilizer sometime at night. It's a white powder that washes away easily with a hose. Later, the message will come back in lush, green grass.
i'm a high school sophomore, but when i'm a senior, i wanna have my name down in my high school's book of fame...
any ideas for a good prank?
nothing overly illegal
misdemeanors are fine...
Example:
sending the principal one of my larger turds via UPS
the revelation of asking you guys in a forum just came to me, as i never thought of asking a bun ...[text shortened]... school yard is considered lame, just so you guys get the jist of what i'm aiming for here...
Originally posted by wormwoodAgreed. Only 12 years for me (I think, when was 1995?) but if the trend continues I will remember less and less of it as time goes by.
high school... it's been 14 years since I graduated, and I can't really say I give a rat's ass about any of the things that happened back then. none of it matters after you get out. not to you, nor to anyone else.
Originally posted by rubberjaw30The prank you are looking for is one of my classics. Gain access to principals office. Remove furniture and set up office identical to how it was, but somewhere else. One of my favs was the foyer. The prank is even better if you can run extension cords and internet cables to the "new" office. To top it off wait in the chair infront of the desk. Have friends take lots of photos! Years of laughs.
i'm a high school sophomore, but when i'm a senior, i wanna have my name down in my high school's book of fame...
any ideas for a good prank?
nothing overly illegal
misdemeanors are fine...
Example:
sending the principal one of my larger turds via UPS
the revelation of asking you guys in a forum just came to me, as i never thought of asking a bun ...[text shortened]... school yard is considered lame, just so you guys get the jist of what i'm aiming for here...