Sexiest Forum Posters

Originally posted by Phlabibit
Red Night is about sexy as a pregnant toad.

Let's talk about RMmorris.

Rrrrrreow!

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What's wrong with pregnant toads? Seriously, what do you have against animals? First you dis those sexy Orangina ads, now this...

Originally posted by SJ247
You made the rules.

Actually no I didn't...someone made them for me.

Originally posted by Great Big Stees
If memory serves me well, she has none.

Sorry, I meant profile pic.

Originally posted by Raven69
Actually no I didn't...

Yuh-HUH.

Originally posted by Grampy Bobby
Says whom?

"who"

I say so. And I claim to know myself better than people who have never met me in real life.

Originally posted by adam warlock
In a nerdy way you are. 😛

Nerds are not sexy. I thought we had settled this. 😠

Originally posted by Nordlys
"who"

I say so. And I claim to know myself better than people who have never met me in real life.

Your claim is almost certainly correct. The trouble is that Object's sexiness is a property of Subject.

Originally posted by Phlabibit
Yes you are... I wish Darv was here to remind you.

Don't be ashamed, you are who you are.

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I don't know if Noodles is sexy but she is certainly adorable and squeezy huggable. She's one of those things that are so cute, you just want to squeeze until it hurts. That's how I feel about Noodles.

Sexy?

That has to go to SJ247. No contest.

I still dream of slopping her up in my batter and deep frying her in the oils of my love like a fresh Newfie cod. Dress her in glistening lemon juice and sticky mayonaisse, then shove as much of her into my mouth as I can.

Originally posted by darvlay
I don't know if Noodles is sexy but she is certainly adorable and squeezy huggable. She's one of those things that are so cute, you just want to squeeze until it hurts. That's how I feel about Noodles.

Sexy?

That has to go to SJ247. No contest.

I still dream of slopping her up in my batter and deep frying her in the oils of my love like a fresh ...[text shortened]... istening lemon juice and sticky mayonaisse, then shove as much of her into my mouth as I can.

^ Yay!

Originally posted by Nordlys
"who"

I say so. And I claim to know myself better than people who have never met me in real life.

Thanks for the correction. In my view, you are most probably pretty much the very selfsame lady off as you are on this general forum.

Originally posted by darvlay
I don't know if Noodles is sexy but she is certainly adorable and squeezy huggable. She's one of those things that are so cute, you just want to squeeze until it hurts. That's how I feel about Noodles.

Sexy?

That has to go to SJ247. No contest.

I still dream of slopping her up in my batter and deep frying her in the oils of my love like a fresh ...[text shortened]... istening lemon juice and sticky mayonaisse, then shove as much of her into my mouth as I can.

Rec'd.

Originally posted by rbmorris
^ Yay!

And you, sir, are sexier than Telly Savalas' lollipop. I would love to put on a pair of jackboots, dress up as Hitler and have you brand my ass with a Star of David. Tell me this can be arranged... *pout*

Originally posted by darvlay
I don't know if Noodles is sexy but she is certainly adorable and squeezy huggable. She's one of those things that are so cute, you just want to squeeze until it hurts. That's how I feel about Noodles.

Sexy?

That has to go to SJ247. No contest.

I still dream of slopping her up in my batter and deep frying her in the oils of my love like a fresh ...[text shortened]... istening lemon juice and sticky mayonaisse, then shove as much of her into my mouth as I can.

It's the Nineteenth Coming* and the Twenty Four Seven Party Times are upon us!

*Or whatever.

Originally posted by ChronicLeaky
Your claim is almost certainly correct. The trouble is that Object's sexiness is a property of Subject.

That's partly true. But my experience is that few subjects seem to perceive me as sexy, unless I am missing all the cues; so while some people whose perception of sexiness is a bit out of the ordinary might see me as sexy, I think I lack the attributes that are typical constituents of sexiness, partly because I consciously avoid them, partly because I just don't have them.

Originally posted by darvlay
I don't know if Noodles is sexy but she is certainly adorable and squeezy huggable. She's one of those things that are so cute, you just want to squeeze until it hurts.

I would certainly hurt you if you'd try.