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Originally posted by darvlay
And you, sir, are sexier than Telly Savalas' lollipop. I would love to put on a pair of jackboots, dress up as Hitler and have you brand my ass with a Star of David. Tell me this can be arranged... *pout*
It's done.

I have a weakness for role-playing Canasian gurlz.

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Originally posted by Nordlys
Nerds are not sexy. I thought we had settled this. 😠
We had? Where? I don't remember it...But it doesn't matter 'cause you're nerdxy!

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Originally posted by SJ247
Seitse, Phlabs, Bosse, Hand
The Latino, the Clown, the Intellectual and the Sweaty Pig.

Variety meal?

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Originally posted by Nordlys
I would certainly hurt you if you'd try.
And I would welcome that pain if it meant a chance to show you my appreciation. Like young Jamal jumping into a pile of feces to get the autograph of his favourite filmstar (Slumdog Millionaire) - this I would do to squeeze the living ---- out of you!

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Originally posted by adam warlock
We had? Where? I don't remember it...But it doesn't matter 'cause you're nerdxy!
It was before your time. http://www.timeforchess.com/board/showthread.php?threadid=39440&page=6#post_663597
(Ignore the rest of the thread. 😛)

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Originally posted by Palynka
The Latino, the Clown, the Intellectual and the Sweaty Pig.

Variety meal?
Yummy, isn't it?

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Originally posted by darvlay
I don't know if Noodles is sexy but she is certainly adorable and squeezy huggable. She's one of those things that are so cute, you just want to squeeze until it hurts. That's how I feel about Noodles.

Sexy?

That has to go to SJ247. No contest.

I still dream of slopping her up in my batter and deep frying her in the oils of my love like a fresh ...[text shortened]... istening lemon juice and sticky mayonaisse, then shove as much of her into my mouth as I can.
My jaw is disengaged. Come on in.

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Originally posted by SJ247
Yummy, isn't it?
Indeed, variety rules. What collection card does sloth fit in?

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Originally posted by Nordlys
It was before your time. http://www.timeforchess.com/board/showthread.php?threadid=39440&page=6#post_663597
(Ignore the rest of the thread. 😛)
What a great thread! 😵

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Originally posted by adam warlock
What a great thread! 😵
Glorious days.

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Originally posted by Palynka
Indeed, variety rules. What collection card does sloth fit in?
I'd have to say...the orchestrator.

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everyone knows that all of the "women" on here are men in drag.
you should try it, just resign and come back as tamara, most guys go all wierd when they think theyre talking to a real girl, like they start thinking via their pants 😵

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Originally posted by Palynka
Glorious days.
Too bad I wasn't around. That thread was a big pile of fun!

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Originally posted by eamon o
everyone knows that all of the "women" on here are men in drag
And all the men are women in drag.

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Originally posted by eamon o
everyone knows
This rubs me like your rubs nordlys.