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Originally posted by darvlay
Next month, I am playing my first show in drag. I have my persona all set out. Big Jackie O glasses, long black wig, trashy ripped fishnets, leather skirt and a tourniquet.

I've already picked out my pseudonym as well:

SHARON NEEDLES

Originally posted by Nordlys
No.

Originally posted by eamon o
No? Is that all you have to say on the subject?

Originally posted by Nordlys
Yes. I know close to nothing about Cockney rhyming slang. You'll have to explain it to me.

Originally posted by eamon o
check it in wikipedia
basically, a language within a language, when spoken quickly completely baffles the ordinary listener, it was quite useful for the cockneys to put one over on the upper classes, still works today except most people have heard of it
eg
boat race = face
plates of meat = feet
german band = hand
etc etc

PS I KNOW THAT YOURE A FAT MIDDLE AGED GUY IN A STRING VEST

Originally posted by Nordlys
So what does Northern lights mean then? Fights?

Women who ooze sexy:
Suzi.
Both Jens.
Mokko.


Men:
....
Hmmm based on everyone wants them or wants to be them.
Darv
HoH
Palynka
Mr. Smung.
Rbmorris.

K bai.

Originally posted by Natsia
Women who ooze sexy:

Originally posted by SJ247
You.

Originally posted by Natsia
Pfff.... Yeah... Gross retardation does SO well in porn sales. 😛

Originally posted by eamon o
well, how can i say, ummm........
i think perhaps the singular is more appropriate....

but seeing as youre that fat guy ion the vest:

i ask you to work it out
like in that old joke
the one about the constipated mathematician,
he did, in the end


😵

Originally posted by SJ247
You.

Originally posted by darvlay
You just need to work on your hair-throwing and back-arching a bit more. I can give you lessons if you need them.

Originally posted by Grampy Bobby
Ice Cold

Originally posted by Palynka
The Latino, the Clown, the Intellectual and the Sweaty Pig.

Variety meal?