So, today I was outside of the office having a smoke, when I began to listen in on the conversation taking place near me between 2 gentlemen who, after close inspection, appeared to be 46 year old virgins. They were discussing their opinions on movies and the like, when they got on topic about the new Star Wars movie.
Since I am a SW fan, I listened more intently, to see if they knew any information about the movie, that I was not yet privvy to. Sadly, they did not. But while they were discussing the interesting pole dancing scene with Natlaie Portman in the movie CLOSER, I saw a new girl walk up to them to borrow a light. She then asked them what they were discussing, and the first guy says:
"We're just talking about the new Star Wars movie. We're trying to remember when it opens."
The girl promptly and confidently replied, "May 19th"...to which both men responded with shocked stares. I guess they found it extremely attractive that this girl knew when the new Star Wars film was coming out, and they did not.
Then, the girl continued, "Yeah, I love Star Wars. My boyfriend introduced me to it recently, and I got hooked. I'm totally a Trekkie!"
Silence.
The men tried to surpress their laughter, as did I. This poor girl had no idea that she had just referred to herself as a fan of Star TREK instead of Star WARS. To make matters worse, she continued to talk with such an air of superiority and smugness, that the 2 gentlemen finally excused themselves, and began to chuckle outloud...which only caused me to spit up half of my lung, and forced me to cut my smoke break short.
It was pretty much the funniest thing that happened to me today.
Originally posted by Shanshu311loOOOooOl, that was soo funny Shanshu31!
So, today I was outside of the office having a smoke, when I began to listen in on the conversation taking place near me between 2 gentlemen who, after close inspection, appeared to be 46 year old virgins. They were discussing their opinions on movies and the like, when they got on topic about the new Star Wars movie.
Since I am a SW fan, I listened ...[text shortened]... o cut my smoke break short.
It was pretty much the funniest thing that happened to me today.
you should've laughed at her! 😛
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~^kattY^~
Originally posted by Shanshu311That's classic!!
So, today I was outside of the office having a smoke, when I began to listen in on the conversation taking place near me between 2 gentlemen who, after close inspection, appeared to be 46 year old virgins. They were discussing their opinions on movies and the like, when they got on topic about the new Star Wars movie.
Since I am a SW fan, I listened ...[text shortened]... o cut my smoke break short.
It was pretty much the funniest thing that happened to me today.
The funniest thing to happen to me all day is that I got lost.
Yup. I was driving home and they'd closed off the tunnel. I only know how to get to my new house via this tunnel, I've not lived here long.
I drove through The Hague, the suburbs of the Hague, got lost more and spent 1 hour and 15 minutes (or about that) driving around with T-Rex blasting out the car stereo and laughing hysterically before I stumbled across a shopping centre I recognised.
I love getting really lost. It's a brilliant sensation!
Tomorrow, by the way, I'm ordering my Star Wars tickets.
Originally posted by shavixmirWow....getting lost is fun, indeed. Glad you made it home safely.
That's classic!!
The funniest thing to happen to me all day is that I got lost.
Yup. I was driving home and they'd closed off the tunnel. I only know how to get to my new house via this tunnel, I've not lived here long.
I drove through The Hague, the suburbs of the Hague, got lost more and spent 1 hour and 15 minutes (or about that) driving aro ...[text shortened]... lost. It's a brilliant sensation!
Tomorrow, by the way, I'm ordering my Star Wars tickets.
Originally posted by shavixmirI decided that instead of ordering Star Wars tickets, I would order George Lucas to start over and stop being a meddling t;t.
Tomorrow, by the way, I'm ordering my Star Wars tickets.
Unfortunately he never replied and as such I am boycotting the new film, how d'ya like them apples eh Lucas!?!?
Originally posted by StarrmanI'm sure Lucas is crying all the way to the bank...which he owns....that rests on the island....that he bought.....which is guarded by beautiful nude models...which he owns.
I decided that instead of ordering Star Wars tickets, I would order George Lucas to start over and stop being a meddling t;t.
Unfortunately he never replied and as such I am boycotting the new film, how d'ya like them apples eh Lucas!?!?
Originally posted by Shanshu311Yeah, but when the tide turns, I'll be sitting nice and dry on my moral high ground while he's drowning in a sea of self absorbing despotism.
I'm sure Lucas is crying all the way to the bank...which he owns....that rests on the island....that he bought.....which is guarded by beautiful nude models...which he owns.
Originally posted by Shanshu311Like the guy on the Simpsons:
I'm sure Lucas is crying all the way to the bank...which he owns....that rests on the island....that he bought.....which is guarded by beautiful nude models...which he owns.
Interviewer: "How do you sleep at night?"
McBain: "On a big pile of money, surrounded by many beautiful women."