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she doesn't cry anymore when we make love.
do you think she found someone else?

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Maybe you just need to change the batteries?

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Originally posted by Amaurote
Maybe you just need to change the batteries?
batteries? no batteries

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Originally posted by stiffo
batteries? no batteries
Plugs straight into the mains, eh?
Wouldn't like to see your electricity bill!

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Originally posted by stiffo
she doesn't cry anymore when we make love.
do you think she found someone else?
Maybe it means you're getting better now, lad 😉

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She might have died.

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no noise is better than bad noise hahaha🙄😛😵

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no. she used to put her thumb in har mouth and cry. if i asked if somethimg was not right, she would say no. that's fine. it's me. i feel i can do this with you

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Originally posted by stiffo
she doesn't cry anymore when we make love.
do you think she found someone else?
Maybe she started sneaking in novacain so she can stand it now.

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Originally posted by stiffo
i feel i can do this with you
*scratching the chin*

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Originally posted by stiffo
no. she used to put her thumb in har mouth and cry. if i asked if somethimg was not right, she would say no. that's fine. it's me. i feel i can do this with you
She was probably realizing her thumb was the biggest thing in her

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Originally posted by Nordlys
She might have died.
I think I died when I read that!

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Originally posted by stiffo
she doesn't cry anymore when we make love.
do you think she found someone else?
Sexual intercourse (despite the term used) is much more than simply getting on top and doing the hump. There are so many things for you to consider. You have to arouse her mind, as well as the body. You have to make her feel like she's the most important thing in the world and that her pleasure is as important as your own. You have to completely shut the rest of the world out and challenge her in every way before you even touch her. There's excitement to build; sexual tension to stir in the pot.

If you do all that and she's still indifferent to your penetration then, consider a sex operation. I think it's called a lobotomy. After that you won't care much about your own inadequacy to fullfill your responsibilities as a man put on this earth. This is after all, the only reason we men exist (to satisfy our ladies, when they choose to be satisfied).

(That, and to help make babies.)

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Originally posted by stocken
Sexual intercourse (despite the term used) is much more than simply getting on top and doing the hump. There are so many things for you to consider. You have to arouse her mind, as well as the body. You have to make her feel like she's the most important thing in the world and that her pleasure is as important as your own. You have to completely shut ...[text shortened]... y our ladies, when they choose to be satisfied).

(That, and to help make babies.)
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Originally posted by stiffo
no. she used to put her thumb in har mouth and cry. if i asked if somethimg was not right, she would say no. that's fine. it's me. i feel i can do this with you
Out of that difficult toddler stage?