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Originally posted by Great Big Stees
Bikini Weenies
absolutely brilliant!

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She was afraid to come out of the locker
She was as nervous as she could be
She was afraid to come out of the locker
She was afraid that somebody would see
One, two, three, four, tell the people what she wore

It was an itsy, bitsy, teenie, weenie, yellow polka-dot bikini
That she wore for the first time today
An itsy, bitsy, teentie, weenie, yellow polka-dot bikini
So in the locker she wanted to stay
Two, three, four, stick around we'll tell you more

She was afraid to come out in the open
And so a blanket around she wore
She was afraid to come out in the open
And so she sat bundled up on the shore
Two, three, four, tell the people what she wore

It was an itsy, bitsy, teenie, weenie, yellow polka-dot bikini
That she wore for the first time today
An itsy, bitsy, teentie, weenie, yellow polka-dot bikini
So in the blanket she wanted to stay
Two, three, four, stick around we'll tell you more

Now she is afraid to come out of the water
And I wonder what she's gonna do
Now she is afraid to come out of the water
And the poor little girl's turning blue
Two, three, four, tell the people what she wore

It was an itsy, bitsy, teenie, weenie, yellow polka-dot bikini
That she wore for the first time today
An itsy, bitsy, teentie, weenie, yellow polka-dot bikini
So in the water she wanted to stay
(From the locker to the blanket)
(From the blanket to the shore)
(From the shore to the water)
Yes, there isn't any more

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Originally posted by Seitse
absolutely brilliant!
I am seriously thinking of investing in that womans company.



BTW she has the necessary appeal.πŸ˜‰

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Originally posted by Great Big Stees
I am seriously thinking of investing in that womans company.



BTW she has the necessary appeal.πŸ˜‰
I thought the same, GBS... but I wonder if we have the necessary appeal!! πŸ˜•

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Originally posted by Seitse
I thought the same, GBS... but I wonder if we have the necessary appeal!! πŸ˜•
When I saw the news cast I went out and bought a bikini but when I got home and tried it on I thought to myself,GBS you are one ugly dude so I'm now interviewing prospective employees.

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Originally posted by Great Big Stees
When I saw the news cast I went out and bought a bikini but when I got home and tried it on I thought to myself,GBS you are one ugly dude so I'm now interviewing prospective employees.
LOL!!!

Mate, and I have no sisters, damn it!

πŸ˜›

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Originally posted by Seitse
LOL!!!

Mate, and I have no sisters, damn it!

πŸ˜›
Well from your pic there I think with a little makeup and maybe a new hair style and a bigger grin you may qualify yourself. πŸ˜€

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Originally posted by mokko
Good or bad investment?
Depends. Not a good idea if you're setting up by a beach or nudist colony.

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Originally posted by Great Big Stees
Well from your pic there I think with a little makeup and maybe a new hair style and a bigger grin you may qualify yourself. πŸ˜€
LOL! Well, which one? The one here for the forums or the one in the profile?!?!?!

πŸ˜‰

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Originally posted by Derfel Cadarn
While you're down there....


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Arggghh! Beat me to it matey!

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You could call it Knob Shiners.

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Originally posted by Seitse
absolutely brilliant!
Hot Dog cart business is a good business. Better than shoe shines!

I've looked into this for a number of clients over the years.

The biggest company that sells the carts is called Admar

Their phone number and website are the same 800buycart.

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Originally posted by Red Night
Hot Dog cart business is a good business. Better than shoe shines!

I've looked into this for a number of clients over the years.

The biggest company that sells the carts is called Admar

Their phone number and website are the same 800buycart.
That's a good advertisement, counselor. Thanks!

You are the first colleague to give me a free hint πŸ˜‰

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Originally posted by Daemon Sin
She was afraid to come out of the locker
She was as nervous as she could be
She was afraid to come out of the locker
She was afraid that somebody would see
One, two, three, four, tell the people what she wore

It was an itsy, bitsy, teenie, weenie, yellow polka-dot bikini
That she wore for the first time today
An itsy, bitsy, teentie, weenie, yell ...[text shortened]...
(From the blanket to the shore)
(From the shore to the water)
Yes, there isn't any more
Thanks for publishing our clan anthem....

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Originally posted by reader1107
Depends. Not a good idea if you're setting up by a beach or nudist colony.
Leper colony might not work either.