Shogun Diplomacy

Originally posted by Nordlys
It would be more convincing if it wouldn't be said by an upside-down goat.

Originally posted by AThousandYoung
Looking at a statue of someone taking a dump would be a lot more pleasant if I didn't have to look up at it due to being upside down.

Originally posted by Bosse de Nage
Quite why somebody is holding you upside down and making you look at Takeda's statue is a puzzle.

Originally posted by AThousandYoung
Nordlys is a cruel, cruel mistress.

Aaaaaarrggghgh make it stop! Make it stop!

Originally posted by AThousandYoung
Aaaaaarrggghgh make it stop! Make it stop!

Originally posted by AThousandYoung
They made a statue of you taking a dump. You are a wierdo.

That statue reminds me of the scene in Shaft when the Latino bad guy is talking to someone while he's taking a crap with all his retainers standing around him.

Originally posted by Palynka
When you see someone taking a dump, holding a spanking apparatus and STILL looking dignified, you've learned the true meaning of 'majestic'.

Originally posted by Bosse de Nage
Rec'd, to preserve a moment of dignity for posterity.

Originally posted by Palynka
Just remember to bring a newspaper.

Originally posted by Bosse de Nage
Who knows, in this game, who will wipe the floor with whom?

Originally posted by Palynka
True, but I know of some who are already in too deep.

Originally posted by Bosse de Nage
Who knows, in this game, who will wipe the floor with whom?

Originally posted by nook7
Option 1: The Tokugawa will *de-bot and march across Honshu in an epic come from behind victory.

Option 2: The Matsunaga will join forces with their bot relatives the Tokugawa and declare victory - then realise that they have no armies will swear fealty to the shogun...upon realising there is not yet a shogun they will commit seppuku out of shame for their stupidity.