Shogun Diplomacy

Originally posted by treetalk
Oh no, you hopeful little degenerate - 'Ito' comes from old Japanese - 'I' = hung like, 'to' = a rogue elephant ... I simetimes think the GM is a genius! 😀

OK. Still, if you hear a rumbling in the night from Mrs Tokogawa--don't lift up the bedcovers.

Originally posted by Bosse de Nage
OK. Still, if you hear a rumbling in the night from Mrs Tokogawa--don't lift up the bedcovers.

I imagine the smell would be remarkably similar ...

Originally posted by treetalk
I imagine the smell would be remarkably similar ...

Ugh, my imagination went deep into Clive Barker territory just then. Stop it!

Originally posted by Bosse de Nage
Ugh, my imagination went deep into Clive Barker territory just then. Stop it!

(pumps fist in triumph!) 😀

Originally posted by treetalk
(pumps fist in triumph!) 😀

I heard that you have been getting quite a lot of practice pumping with your fist!

Originally posted by AThousandYoung
I heard that you have been getting quite a lot of practice pumping with your fist!

That's what was making the noise that Uesugi was mistaking for ...

(I'm sure noodles will be back to scold us soon! 😀)

Originally posted by treetalk
That's what was making the noise that Uesugi was mistaking for ...

Kyushu degenerates. No wonder Ryuzoji is invading Honshu--he's trying to get away from scum like you!

Originally posted by treetalk
That's what was making the noise that Uesugi was mistaking for ...

(I'm sure noodles will be back to scold us soon! 😀)

😞

Originally posted by Bosse de Nage
Kyushu degenerates. No wonder Ryuzoji is invading Honshu--he's trying to get away from scum like you!

That begs the question, why are you breaking your neck trying to get down to us?!

Originally posted by treetalk
That begs the question, why are you breaking your neck trying to get down to us?!

Good point. Why don't you surrender and save me the trouble?

Originally posted by Bosse de Nage
Good point. Why don't you surrender and save me the trouble?

Never! I've heard what you do to captured lords ... Mr Soapy Water and Frogs!

Originally posted by treetalk
Never! I've heard what you do to captured lords ... Mr Soapy Water and Frogs!

I haven't captured any yet. Satake died a glorious death at the head of his troops. Mogami and Nanbu have already killed themselves. I think you're just hinting at the sort of treatment you prefer, you big tease.

Ibaraki, Satake's old place, produces arquebusiers, yet he only built samurai and archers there. Strange.

Originally posted by Bosse de Nage
I haven't captured any yet. Satake died a glorious death at the head of his troops. Mogami and Nanbu have already killed themselves. I think you're just hinting at the sort of treatment you prefer, you big tease.

Ibaraki, Satake's old place, produces arquebusiers, yet he only built samurai and archers there. Strange.

Poor fellow was not too bright - maybe he thought they were an ancient form of breast garment ...

Originally posted by treetalk
(I just realised what Amako could mean - hehehe, have to tell him!)

You shouldn't make fun of people just because their mother is a nun.

Originally posted by Nordlys
You shouldn't make fun of people just because their mother is a nun.

I was thinking more 'ama' = b1tch, 'ko' = child ... (I could be wrong - I'm forgetting my cuss words 🙁)