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When's the last time you had a ride in one?



I am reminded of this because a terribly well respected female aged 50 or so told me that she had had a shopping cart ride yesterday and that she couldn't tell when the last one before that was...

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When I was small enough to ride on a shopping trolley, they hadn't been invented. πŸ™

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Originally posted by Kewpie
When I was small enough to ride on a shopping trolley, they hadn't been invented. πŸ™
I'm 6"3' and can fit in one just fine. Even if you cant fit in you can still stand on the sides and ride πŸ™‚

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Originally posted by Kewpie
When I was small enough to ride on a shopping trolley, they hadn't been invented. πŸ™
Sorry. Just got your post.

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Doubt if I could even climb up that far nowadays. When you get to my age, shopping trolleys become your supermarket walking stick ... πŸ™‚

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Originally posted by karoly aczel

...female aged 50 or so told me that she had had a shopping cart ride yesterday...
This is a slang term for a sexual position where one person [rest of post banned by mods]

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Originally posted by karoly aczel
When's the last time you had a ride in one?
every time we go to the store,
i enjoy breaking the rules...
sampling the clerks, and trolley rides,
just a regular motley fool...

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Originally posted by MontyMoose
This is a slang term for a sexual position where one person [rest of post banned by mods]
Rid'n the trolley at 50, oh yeah!~

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Originally posted by Phlabibit
Rid'n the trolley at 50, oh yeah!~
By that age though, you usually get one with a wobbly wheel.

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Originally posted by Sicilian Sausage
By that age though, you usually get one with a wobbly wheel.
In unrelated news I got in my wife's pants this morning and she's none the wiser I'd been wearing them.

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Originally posted by MontyMoose
This is a slang term for a sexual position where one person [rest of post banned by mods]
That's a "Wheelbarrow" and it is unnecessesarily ambitious. What you really need is a Persian Steam Whistle.

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Originally posted by Phlabibit
In unrelated news I got in my wife's pants this morning and she's none the wiser I'd been wearing them.
on your head? risky considering your hairdo!

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Originally posted by Sicilian Sausage
By that age though, you usually get one with a wobbly wheel.
Oh, you got to get a new trolley with str8 wheels!!!
Even for shopping. Thats one of my top 5 pet hates ,btw, (wonkey trolley wheels)

Like I said, this woman was highly respected - not just by me but nealry all that knew her.
She was 100% hot to start with. A memory like an elephant. Described by more than one as the "salt of the Earth" type (whatever that meansπŸ™‚ ).
Single and happy- not expecting any boyfriends and certainly not looking.

She was a shining beacon to all that knew her. Yeah , she had her vices, but she was totally on top of them.
She had worked as a high school teacher for 25 years and I can hardly imagine the sort of crap that she had to go through everyday by those hormone driven,pimply teenage boys. I would wager there was more guys jerking off to her than any other teacher at that school or any other school for miles around. She did her penance honestly and to the best of her ability and then suffered anxiety and and some other mental illnesses so that she could be pensioned off.
Not before buying her own 2 bedroom home for her and her 2 rotweiler dogs.
Why do I go on about her? She was instrumental in setting me straight (on the right path , my own ), not by preaching or directly teaching in any way at all.
All i learnt was through her example(s) .

At one stage that woman did not lay in a bed for 6 weeks. She may have caught a minute of " sleep while standing every now and then, but by and large she was easily the most active person I had met. Always involved on some new project.Teaching herself constantly.

I'll stop now, but my fondness of this angel of a woman was bound to be spewed out into this forum sooner or later - despite me knowing that now people can attack/counter my claims- claims which I know to be true. (The only mistake here would be my translation of the events - hence I have tried to show simple events that happened - but in truth - this woman was in a league of her own (in my world) and the fact she gave me her number was a huge honor. (Totally pleutonic- despite my initial confusion - I was 26 and very horny, so a girl coming tp pick me up at night (when I did not know her yet) was a very unusual invitation.

Every time I was found out to be a dunce on certain issues she would never EVER be condescending and usually just smile. In the years that I knew her and visited her I never ever once saw her do anything "bad".
I cant say that about any other real, living people that I have met - Ever!!! (kinda sad, eh?)

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