short and corny

or awful, or funny


Found this on another forum:


Did you hear that the two satellite dishes got married? The wedding was ok, but the reception was GREAT!



Your turn 😀

i dined at a restaurant called The Moon last night. the food was great but it had no atmosphere.

When boarding a flight, a flight attendant told a vulture that there was a two carrion limit.

Originally posted by Iron Monkey
i dined at a restaurant called The Moon last night. the food was great but it had no atmosphere.

Originally posted by Bad wolf
I guess it's better than Uranus.

Originally posted by Ice Cold
I don't think I'd eat at Uranus. 😞
I hear the service and the food are lousy. 😞

The view is breath taking, no, wait, that's the smell. 😞

I hear the working hours are very anti-social as well. 🙁

What happens when you fail to pay your exorcist?

You get repossessed.

Why are some people like slinkys?

They serve no real purpose but put a smile on your face when you push them down the stairs.

What's big and green and could kill you if it falls out of a tree and lands on you?

A pool table.

Two parrots on a perch. One says "can you smell fish?"

So a C, an E-Flat, and a G walk into a bar. The bartender says, "I'm afraid you're going to have to leave. We don't serve minors here."

So the E-Flat leaves the bar and the C and G have an open fifth between them.

After a while the fifth is diminished as the G is out flat.