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Originally posted by yo its me
I guess your wife asked you to buy some tarton paint didn't she! 😵
How did you know that? It's uncanny.

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Originally posted by Rene-Claude
Well, there you go; proof if proof were needed.

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Do you know how to fix dyes? No becasue it's not something you're interested in is it.

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Originally posted by Rene-Claude
How did you know that? It's uncanny.

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arrh Women are physicic ya know

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Originally posted by Rene-Claude
Why don't you throw in a left-handed screwdriver, just for fun.

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and 3 gallons of blinker fluid.

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Just to let you know how fair I am... Ill chalk some points up for women.

They are smooth. (except for those euro chicks)
They have soft boobies
They can swallow stuff that we guys cant even begin to think about.

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Originally posted by yo its me
Now look babe if cars were something I was interested in (and to be honest they aren't becasue they have a function, and that's it) then I would be an expert in all things carey
now look muffin, only half that list is cars 😕

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Originally posted by yo its me
arrh Women are physicic ya know
You drank the other half bottle, didn't you?

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Originally posted by epic0002

They are smooth. (except for those euro chicks)
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I met this dancer in germany last week and I can say 100% that she did not have a single bit of body hair anywhere.... best 60 euros I ever spent!!

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Originally posted by Nowakowski
now look muffin, only half that list is cars 😕
Do you have any vices?

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Originally posted by yo its me
arrh Women are physicic ya know
One has to be psychic to figure out what you mean by that!

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Originally posted by Nordlys
Do you have any vices?
I have one on the bench in my garage.

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Originally posted by Nordlys
Do you have any vices?
Women, Alcohol, and Women on Alcohol.

i don't stand a chance.

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Originally posted by Tyrannosauruschex
I met this dancer in germany last week and I can say 100% that she did not have a single bit of body hair anywhere.... best 60 euros I ever spent!!
No hair on her head? Man that's just horrid!

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Originally posted by yo its me
No hair on her head? Man that's just horrid!
why? your one for the pulling of hair aren't you!

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Originally posted by Rene-Claude
I have one on the bench in my garage.
I have one in my storage room.