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For some odd reason, I was just now thinking of things that people wanted to ban for some stupid reason or other:

1) The Smurfs - they are evil because they are blue and dead people are blue, so they must be undead!!
2) Batman and Robin - Batman has a young boy as a side kick, wo he must be a gay paedophile??

Any one else have some choice ones?

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Originally posted by Alcra
For some odd reason, I was just now thinking of things that people wanted to ban for some stupid reason or other:

1) The Smurfs - they are evil because they are blue and dead people are blue, so they must be undead!!
2) Batman and Robin - Batman has a young boy as a side kick, wo he must be a gay paedophile??

Any one else have some choice ones?
What are you guys thinking in here? 😕

Chess has gone to far now - We need to play more games ok!

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Books!!!!!

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Originally posted by Alcra
For some odd reason, I was just now thinking of things that people wanted to ban for some stupid reason or other:

1) The Smurfs - they are evil because they are blue and dead people are blue, so they must be undead!!
2) Batman and Robin - ...[text shortened]... must be a gay paedophile??

Any one else have some choice ones?
I agree with you on the smurfs but I have to take umbrage with you in regards to you know who....check my avatar.

Do you want me to bore you with the story of how Bruce Wayne took in Dick Grayson? Probably not. Do I think Robin was gay? Yes and I was grateful when he left Batman. I was even more happy when one of the Robins (not the original) was killed. There was a poll in the newspaper asking what should happen. The Joker beat him severely with a crowbar and strapped a bomb to him....who says there are no such things as happy endings, eh?

Incidently I believe there have been about 4 different Robins and one of them was a girl. I will now go back into the world of "dorkdom" 😕

2nd Edit - Sorry Alcra, I didn't realize you were being facetious by calling the dynamic duo "gay". I didn't read the title of this thread...oops

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Originally posted by elvendreamgirl
Books!!!!!
books? why books? why would anyone ban books?

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Originally posted by Starrman
books? why books? why would anyone ban books?
To save the trees!

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Originally posted by jimmyb270
To save the trees!
Trees don't need saving, they don't read books.

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Originally posted by Starrman
books? why books? why would anyone ban books?
Can you say "Da Vinci Code" and "Vatican" in the same sentence?

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Originally posted by Alcra
Can you say "Da Vinci Code" and "Vatican" in the same sentence?
If the Vatican is scared of the Da Vinci Code, they got serious problems which banning books won't help sort out. Besides, everyone knows that anything Dan Brown puts his name to doesn't actually fall under the classification of 'book', but rather 'unsubstantiated tripe, masquerading as truth and camoflagued to look like literature when in fact it is just an extended version of the ilk of Smash Hits magazine'.

I strongly urge people to read Dan Brown, so they might understand the true nature of how to sell stuff without relying on the quality of your product, but rather the shock value of it's pertinence. Mr Brown, may I offer you a virtual slap.

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In america some states and areas have passed bans on saggy clothes, like skate punks wear. That's pretty silly.

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Originally posted by Alcra
Can you say "Da Vinci Code" and "Vatican" in the same sentence?
Yes: the vatican advised folks not to bother reading the Da vinci code. That does not constitute a ban.
http://www.detnews.com/2005/religion/0504/01/A05-122034.htm

Perhaps we should ban the overuse of the word "ban"? 😉

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Originally posted by Starrman
books? why books? why would anyone ban books?
A german maths phd student i know couldn't find any of the books we wanted in the library. his comment to one of my friends was (add a heavy German accent to it) "i hate this library! it should burn. we know a lot about book burning in Germany..."

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Originally posted by Toe
Yes: the vatican advised folks not to bother reading the Da vinci code. That does not constitute a ban.
http://www.detnews.com/2005/religion/0504/01/A05-122034.htm

Perhaps we should ban the overuse of the word "ban"? 😉
Quite correct. The vatican has not banned the book, but advised all Catholics to not read it as it is "rotten".

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Originally posted by Alcra
Quite correct. The vatican has not banned the book, but advised all Catholics to not read it as it is "rotten".

It certainly seems to attract readers like flies....

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Originally posted by elvendreamgirl
Books!!!!!
What a ridiculous sentiment. If we banned books what would have to hide our porn in. Shame on you EDG

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