I want nothing but total silliness on this thread -so silly ideas and suggestions only.
I will start off with some of my own:
1, As an alternative to birth control in the third world, genetically engineer into existence and then release carnivorous locusts into the wild. This would help to reduce the world’s human population by creating a new food chain where locusts are at the top of the food chain and we are just dinner.
2, As an economical alternative to the dog licence, the government should push a bill through parliament to systematically butcher all dogs.
3, Bananas should be genetically engineered to be round because they look rude.
4, The government should set up a new government ministry called:
“The ministry for the reduction of red-tape”
and then pour billions of pounds/dollars into it to show that it is really serious about reducing red tape.
5, The image at the back of a human retina is upside down but the brain rotates it so that we see it the right way up; therefore, if you have no brains, you see everything upside down.
6, We are over fishing our oceans -so what should we do about it? Why not throw nuclear depth charges into the sea, then, after they detonate, wait until the dead fish float to the surface and then just skim them off the surface? because this would be a quicker and more efficient way of extracting fish from the sea, this would counter criticism from environmentalists that say over fishing will make it harder to extract so many fish from the sea.
7, A new design for a toilet inside a caravan:
As you drive the caravan along the road, when you flash it the waste either just drops down on the road below or onto the front windscreen on the tailgating car behind you.
8, A new idea on how to apply insecticides onto crops:
You just send it down the irrigation lines so that, instead of having to irrigate and spray separately, you save time spraying by just irrigating the insecticides onto your crop.
9, A windmill-powered airship.
10, recycling dead relatives/loved ones, dead pets and regurgitated food by selling it all to restraints
-we all should do our bit for the environment!
11, It will be the new best seller -it is the book with the title:
“The book of random numbers: test your memory!”
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Originally posted by Andrew HamiltonWithout a brain there is nothing to process the images reaching your eyes.
5, The image at the back of a human retina is upside down but the brain rotates it so that we see it the right way up; therefore, if you have no brains, you see everything upside down.
Originally posted by Andrew Hamilton12) Give everyone in the world the same name
I want nothing but total silliness on this thread -so silly ideas and suggestions only.
I will start off with some of my own:
1, As an alternative to birth control in the third world, genetically engineer into existence and then release carnivorous locusts into the wild. This would help to reduce the world’s human population by creating a new ...[text shortened]... ew best seller -it is the book with the title:
“The book of random numbers: test your memory!”
13) Introduce lions into our city parks
14) Educate our youth to realise that idols should be people who achieve great things in adversity, or who use intellect to improve the world, rather than people who can't string a sentence together and made their fame through reality TV. Clearly I will be seen as silly by many for daring to suggest such a thing
15) Start the day by agitating a nest of wasps
16) Get a free ride into space by velcroing yourself to the next Space Shuttle
17) Bet on England in the Euro 08 championships
18) Ban apples
19) Make the fine at court for having no car insurance less than the cost of purchasing the insurance. (oh sorry we have already implemented that)
20) Play 1)Nh4, then 2) Nh4-f1
21) Light a barbecue in the garden, then just leave it and and go back inside without cooking any food.
If justice and truth were universally recognized and honored social values, wouldn't major world conflicts be resolved with less violence? Ultimately, isn't it a failure of leadership that tracks back to our primal nature, suggesting that we have not evolved socially in comparison with our technological advances, creating a dangerous world in which few zealots are capable of creating unimaginable destruction, both material and social, all in the name of high morals and spiritual righteousness?
Originally posted by Andrew HamiltonYeah, and they could call it the Better Regulation Executive.
4, The government should set up a new government ministry called:
“The ministry for the reduction of red-tape”
and then pour billions of pounds/dollars into it to show that it is really serious about reducing red tape.
Ah.
http://www.betterregulation.gov.uk/
Originally posted by Policestate22. Commit the felony of a spontaneous random act of kindness, unselfconsciously.
12) Give everyone in the world the same name
13) Introduce lions into our city parks
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