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Originally posted by bub
no i can def say i like c@ck😵
*lick

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Originally posted by Freddie2006
Probably a lesbian as well.
😵

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Originally posted by Freddie2006
You've probably got one.
Her clittie is likely bigger than what you've got to offer, queenie.

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Originally posted by SJ247
Her clittie is likely bigger than what you've got to offer, queenie.
And yours is likely bigger that what she's got to offer, fatty.

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Originally posted by bub
"trust me ive been called so much more i find it funny keep going"

"no i can def say i like c@ck😵"
What was I thinking calling you slutty?

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Originally posted by Freddie2006
And yours is likely bigger that what she's got to offer, fatty.
What, her clitoris? 😕

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Originally posted by ark13
What was I thinking calling you slutty?
What's slutty about liking cºck? Doesn't your girlfriend like it?

Edit - I forgot that she's only with you because she likes your hair.

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Originally posted by darvlay
What, her clitoris? 😕
Her dick, dick.

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Originally posted by genius
my mum's birthday turned out to be easier than i though (although you guys helped quite a bit). however, i now have an equally large dilemma of my sisters birthday. what do you get a 13-turning-14 year old girl for her birthday? she used to like busted, but then they broke up... for christmas i got her the "son of dork", and for her 13th i got her "the prince ...[text shortened]... "jordan" perfume. i said no chance! also, my budget is only about £15...

any ideas?
Soooooooooooooooo, how's the birthday shopping coming along?

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Originally posted by reader1107
Soooooooooooooooo, how's the birthday shopping coming along?
So far, it seems like he lost too much time in the video section.

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Originally posted by reader1107
Soooooooooooooooo, how's the birthday shopping coming along?
He already got her a nice notepad and a glass heart, although he might give the latter to his girlfriend instead. I think that was lost on you because you were too busy feeling ignored. 😉

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Still think you should get her a calligraphy set, she might take something seriously for a change, eh!

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Originally posted by reader1107
Soooooooooooooooo, how's the birthday shopping coming along?
Stop derailing the thread 😉

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Originally posted by Nordlys
He already got her a nice notepad and a glass heart, although he might give the latter to his girlfriend instead. I think that was lost on you because you were too busy feeling ignored. 😉
Oh, yeah, I forgot! Well, I did remember that he had something, and there was a girlfriend involved, and that he might give the something to the girlfriend and get his sister something else, but then the thread ... arky's on the right track 😀