Originally posted by Frank BurnsWhat the hell has happened to you, man? You used to have my respect.
Why in the hell did you make this post?!
Insiped at best. Perhaps it is the best you can do.
Your attempt is yet another anemic swipe crafted by a weak willed and spineless member of a pitiful mutual admiration society here at rhp.
Originally posted by NordlysUnsliced bread is good...if you're having just one slice. The problem is that when you want to make a sandwich, you often get two slices of very different thickness. This can be irritating if you're OCD. Then, you start slicing up the rest of it, hoping at least two slices will be a close enough match, but they never are. Then you just sort of mash it all up and cry for a while.
I am talking about bread that is already uniformly sliced when you buy it. Supposedly it's a great invention. How many people actually buy it on a regular basis? I think un-presliced bread is a great invention because you can decide yourself how thick you want the slices to be, and it doesn't dry up as easily. Also, the best bread usually comes unsliced, alt ...[text shortened]... I have bought sliced bread because it was the best bread available in that shop at that time.
Originally posted by rbmorris"Mommy, what's wrong with Daddy?"
Unsliced bread is good...if you're having just one slice. The problem is that when you want to make a sandwich, you often get two slices of very different thickness. This can be irritating if you're OCD. Then, you start slicing up the rest of it, hoping at least two slices will be a close enough match, but they never are. Then you just sort of mash it all up and cry for a while.
Originally posted by rbmorrisLOL!
Unsliced bread is good...if you're having just one slice. The problem is that when you want to make a sandwich, you often get two slices of very different thickness. This can be irritating if you're OCD. Then, you start slicing up the rest of it, hoping at least two slices will be a close enough match, but they never are. Then you just sort of mash it all up and cry for a while.
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Originally posted by rbmorrisI never thought of it that way, but looking at an evenly sliced loaf of bread does make me feel spiritually fulfilled. and unevenly sliced cheese, cucumber etc on the sandwich definitely bothers me.
Unsliced bread is good...if you're having just one slice. The problem is that when you want to make a sandwich, you often get two slices of very different thickness. This can be irritating if you're OCD. Then, you start slicing up the rest of it, hoping at least two slices will be a close enough match, but they never are. Then you just sort of mash it all up and cry for a while.
same thing with watching someone really good chopping vegetables. uniformly shaped, even, fast & efficient.
it just kills me if onion gets chopped WRONG. and when They try making it better by randomly turning the knife around, making the uneven bits into nonuniform shape as well, I get very close to bitch slapping them.
Originally posted by wormwooddoes it bother you when the peas touch your mashed potatoes?
I never thought of it that way, but looking at an evenly sliced loaf of bread does make me feel spiritually fulfilled. and unevenly sliced cheese, cucumber etc on the sandwich definitely bothers me.
same thing with watching someone really good chopping vegetables. uniformly shaped, even, fast & efficient.
it just kills me if onion gets chopped ...[text shortened]... , making the uneven bits into nonuniform shape as well, I get very close to bitch slapping them.