Smileys and their meanings

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I had one for you on my list already.

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I'll ask Mr. Stevens, my taxidermist, to contact you.

I am sure something can be arranged by his Canada office.

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Just the sweatshop is located in Canada.

Design, management and quality assurance is done from Norway.

Quality is top notch. No worries.

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Whale-based dinning tables are available as well.

Originally posted by Seitse
Just the sweatshop is located in Canada.

Design, management and quality assurance is done from Norway.

Quality is top notch. No worries.

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Whale-based dinning tables are available as well.

Ivory cutlery?
Bone china crockery?

Originally posted by yo its me
Ivory cutlery?
Bone china crockery?

No Chinese people were hurt during the making of my post.

Originally posted by Seitse
No Chinese people were hurt during the making of my post.

Indeed, put the finial touches on in England and you can stick a 'made in the uk' label on them 😉

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Yes, absolutely, and the female workers' hygienic towels are frequently checked by
Corporal Punishment, our HR manager, to make sure they can be fired as soon
as they become pregnant.

Originally posted by Seitse
Yes, absolutely, and the female workers' hygienic towels are frequently checked by
Corporal Punishment, our HR manager, to make sure they can be fired as soon
as they become pregnant.

NICE!

Do you give them free food too- The kind laced with drugs so strong they return from holiday so they can get their fix?

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Lupus est homo homini, clearly. Thank Goodness you and seitse aren't running hte show!

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And you should check the cafeteria's everlasting speciality: Siberian style penguin eye soup.

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Did I mention the supervisors are all war veterans on heavy medication?