smoke on the water

Originally posted by Shallow Blue
A-hem!

Famous (mis-) question from Trivial Pursuit:

Q: What do beavers not eat?
A: Fish.

(Famous, because satired as: "Chocolate... rocks... garters... almost anything, really. But that's not on the card, so it's WRONG!)

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clogs were invented in sunderland /the coal miners wore them before safety boots.

Originally posted by wolfgang59
If they did - use more K-Y

I would be a more attentive lover, feller

Originally posted by redbadger
clogs were invented in sunderland /the coal miners wore them before safety boots.

Clogs are older than England.

Originally posted by Shallow Blue
Clogs are older than England.

wrong oldest clogs found 1230 England 1 Shallow blue 0

Originally posted by redbadger
wrong oldest clogs found 1230 England 1 Shallow blue 0

Wrong. The oldest clogs surviving are from 1230, but then, being made from wood, we would expect them to decay quite readily. References to clogs being worn are rather older.
Shallow Blue 1 - Wikipidiot quoters 0.

Originally posted by Shallow Blue
Wrong. The oldest clogs surviving are from 1230, but then, being made from wood, we would expect them to decay quite readily. References to clogs being worn are rather older.
Shallow Blue 1 - Wikipidiot quoters 0.

ha but were they called clogs clever clogs I think not because its an English word Redbager 2 Shallow Hal 0

Originally posted by st dominics preview
I would be a more attentive lover, feller

At least for the first 30 seconds, maybe.

Then, sweet dreams.

Originally posted by Suzianne
At least for the first 30 seconds, maybe.

Then, sweet dreams.

you don't know me...

Originally posted by redbadger
ha but were they called clogs clever clogs I think not because its an English word Redbager 2 Shallow Hal 0

So you invented a new word for something we on the continent had already invented a couple of millennia before. *Yawn* Big deal.

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Originally posted by Shallow Blue
So you invented a new word for something we on the continent had already invented a couple of millennia before. *Yawn* Big deal.

Europe 2 - Island monkeys 0

Dutch shoemaker Casper Clog invented clogs in the 1500s after visiting Scotland and seeing the wooden footwear used in the porridge mines. UK 10 Eurozone -10

Originally posted by redbadger
Dutch shoemaker Casper Clog invented clogs in the 1500s after visiting Scotland and seeing the wooden footwear used in the porridge mines. UK 10 Eurozone -10

You're about two dozen centuries and a whole language wrong.

Europe always wins - Brits are illiterate.

Originally posted by Shallow Blue
You're about two dozen centuries and a whole language wrong.

Europe always wins - Brits are illiterate.

Dimwaded Twat

Originally posted by Shallow Blue
Brits are illiterate.[/b]

well, I'm a Brit, and I am not illiterate. So you are wrong