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Smoking is good for you.

Smoking is good for you.

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Doctor - "Do you smoke?"
Patient - "No, I don't."
Doctor - "That's too bad."
Patient - "Why???"
Doctor - "If you gave it up, you 'd feel much better."

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Originally posted by Peachy
Doctor - "Do you smoke?"
Patient - "No, I don't."
Doctor - "That's too bad."
Patient - "Why???"
Doctor - "If you gave it up, you 'd feel much better."
It's been known to prevent prostrate cancer.

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Originally posted by Freddie2006
It's been known to prevent prostrate cancer.
I'd choose this over long cancer, given the mortality rate...

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Originally posted by Freddie2006
It's been known to prevent prostrate cancer.
Premature death has been known to prevent old age...

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Cancer's not funny so stop the jokes now! 😠

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Originally posted by Coconut
non-sub alert.
Calm down, son.

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Originally posted by Coconut
non-sub alert.
L00ser.

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Originally posted by royalchicken
Calm down, son.
I've already called the authorities.

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Originally posted by Coconut
I've already called the authorities.
About what?

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Originally posted by royalchicken
About what?
For every action, there is an equal and opposite government program.

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Originally posted by Peachy
For every action, there is an equal and opposite government program.
Does this apply to government programs, ie are thry actions? If so then why werent US troops stopping the US invsding Iraq?