So...Do Flipflops Piss Off Anybody Else?

Originally posted by sasquatch672
So I work in an office, with women, right. And for the past couple of weeks, women of all ages have come to work wearing flipflops. I've been tempted to feign a lack of attention and step on someone's foot with my 200-lb. (yeah right) frame and my hard-soled dress shoes. Or walk by someone and accidentally-on-purpose spill hot soup on their feet. I a ...[text shortened]... shoes. But flip flops are just - shower shoes.

What do you all think?

If you're going to be pointlessly vindictive, at least try to be funny about it.

Everyone loves a clown.

Originally posted by darvlay, dottewell and Starrman
HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOWLLLLLLLL!

HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWWWWWWLLLLLLLLL!!!!!!!

Originally posted by Starrman
Proper decorum would be to let such petty trivialities wash over you, instead of harping on about it and then stomping on people's toes. Hypocrisy never wears flip-flops.

😴 hear hear 😴

Originally posted by royalchicken
HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWWWWWWLLLLLLLLL!!!!!!!

Everyone loves a wolf.

Originally posted by dottewell
Everyone loves a wolf.

I'm going to put my flip-flops on and howl the praises of douchebags in a highly emo fashion.

Originally posted by dottewell
Everyone loves a wolf.

Lupophile!

Originally posted by dottewell
If you're going to be pointlessly vindictive, at least try to be funny about it.

Everyone loves a clown.

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Originally posted by sasquatch672
You know, you're right. Come to think of it, one of my more artless descriptions of my pointless vindictiveness. I'll try better next time.

What you should do is go in tomorrow with a handful of sand, throw it in her face, and shout: "How do you like THEM apples, you MORON?"

Originally posted by sasquatch672
At your age, you're allowed to do what you want.

Thanks for answering my question, grandpa.

Originally posted by sasquatch672
I am not a grandpa!

Isn't it time for your nap?

Originally posted by sasquatch672
Mmm. No, beer first...then nappy time. Pop pop always likes a beer or six first. Don't get started on it kid.

Beer makes you age. And if you drink as much as you say you do, you're right, you're not a grandpa; you're a freaking dinosaur.