So...Do Flipflops Piss Off Anybody Else?

Originally posted by Remora91
Beer makes you age. And if you drink as much as you say you do, you're right, you're not a grandpa; you're a freaking dinosaur.

This has been recced out of principle, although I'm not sure how skillfully the joke has been developed.

Originally posted by Remora91
Beer makes you age. And if you drink as much as you say you do, you're right, you're not a grandpa; you're a freaking dinosaur.

Of course he is. He is a Tyrannosaurus Sex.

Originally posted by Nordlys
Of course he is. He is a Tyrannosaurus Sex.

Good memory, but 'Flaccidadon pygmaeus' is more apt.

Originally posted by dottewell
If you're going to be pointlessly vindictive, at least try to be funny about it.

Everyone loves a clown.

John Wayne Gacy moment.

Passed.

Originally posted by royalchicken
I'm going to put my flip-flops on and howl the praises of douchebags in a highly emo fashion.

Then you can't howl them. You have to whimper emotively.

Originally posted by Remora91
Beer makes you age.

That must be why teenagers like to drink it.

Actually, smoking ages you, beer makes you younger.

Originally posted by Remora91
Beer makes you age. And if you drink as much as you say you do, you're right, you're not a grandpa; you're a freaking dinosaur.

Apt, considering you're addressing the formerly self-styled Sexual Tyrannosaurus...

Nordlys picked up on it first.

Originally posted by Bosse de Nage
Apt, considering you're addressing the formerly self-styled Sexual Tyrannosaurus...

You are late.

Originally posted by Nordlys
You are late.

As a plague victim.

Originally posted by sasquatch672
I am definitely going to have to steal this from you. No doubt about it.

Steal? It's a reference to your old forum title, "sexual tyrannosaurus". Only a real dinosaur could forget that.

Originally posted by sasquatch672
I know what she was referring to. But "sexual tyrannosaurus" is a mouthful, while "Tyrannosaurus Sex" is just excellent.

The lengthy difference between those two phrases must be why southerners say "y'all".

Originally posted by royalchicken
I'm going to put my flip-flops on and howl the praises of douchebags in a highly emo fashion.

I hope you are (were) bullied.