Lets talk about......... sorry I can't think of anything that wont degenerate into a slanging match.
I was initially going to suggest Barn Owls. How innocuous is that I thought.
But somebody will come on and say' what were Barn Owls called before man built barns.' 'And what about women barn builders you sexist swine' 'Poor old mousey getting clawed to death' 'I only buy vegan owls' 'Your off your chump mate' 'I'm not your mate you effing' and on and on and on