so you feel like crap...

rookie54

free tazer tickles..

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24 Apr 16

rookie54

free tazer tickles..

wildly content...

Joined: 09 Mar 08
Moves: 205489

24 Apr 16

guess what???

rock bottom has a basement,
and that basement has a cellar,
and the cellar has a dungeon,
and the dungeon sports a portal...

the portal leads to awakening,
awakening gives access to understanding,
understanding allows enlightenment,
enlightenment frees you from yer pain...

just breathe...

Seitse

Doug Stanhope

That's Why I Drink

Joined: 01 Jan 06
Moves: 33672

24 Apr 16

My portal just leads to another basement. Ad infinitum.

Ghost of a Duke

Joined: 14 Mar 15
Moves: 29597

24 Apr 16

Originally posted by rookie54
guess what???

rock bottom has a basement,
and that basement has a cellar,
and the cellar has a dungeon,
and the dungeon sports a portal...

the portal leads to awakening,
awakening gives access to understanding,
understanding allows enlightenment,
enlightenment frees you from yer pain...

just breathe...

Found cheese in my basement. Should i eat it?

lemon lime

itiswhatitis

oLd ScHoOl

Joined: 31 May 13
Moves: 5577

24 Apr 16

Originally posted by Ghost of a Duke
Found cheese in my basement. Should i eat it?

I wouldn't, and I'll tell you why.
Cheese doesn't grow in basements...

That's why.

Ponderable

chemist

Linkenheim

Joined: 22 Apr 05
Moves: 669877

25 Apr 16

Originally posted by lemon lime
I wouldn't, and I'll tell you why.
Cheese doesn't grow in basements...

That's why.

It should if you have the correct styrofoam (or where do the supermarkets grow the cheese they sell?)

josephw

A fun title

Scoffer Mocker

Joined: 27 Sep 06
Moves: 9958

25 Apr 16

Originally posted by rookie54
guess what???

rock bottom has a basement,
and that basement has a cellar,
and the cellar has a dungeon,
and the dungeon sports a portal...

the portal leads to awakening,
awakening gives access to understanding,
understanding allows enlightenment,
enlightenment frees you from yer pain...

just breathe...

Can't breath. The air down there is stifling.

Ghost of a Duke

Joined: 14 Mar 15
Moves: 29597

25 Apr 16

1 edit

Originally posted by lemon lime
I wouldn't, and I'll tell you why.
Cheese doesn't grow in basements...

That's why.

Sorry did i say cheese? I of course meant John Cleese.

Edit - What's the most humane way to get John Cleese out of my basement?