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  1. Subscriberrookie54
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    24 Apr '16 18:41
    guess what???

    rock bottom has a basement,
    and that basement has a cellar,
    and the cellar has a dungeon,
    and the dungeon sports a portal...

    the portal leads to awakening,
    awakening gives access to understanding,
    understanding allows enlightenment,
    enlightenment frees you from yer pain...

    just breathe...
  2. Standard memberSeitse
    Doug Stanhope
    That's Why I Drink
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    24 Apr '16 18:56
    My portal just leads to another basement. Ad infinitum.
  3. SubscriberGhost of a Duke
    A Spirited Misfit
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    24 Apr '16 19:20
    Originally posted by rookie54
    guess what???

    rock bottom has a basement,
    and that basement has a cellar,
    and the cellar has a dungeon,
    and the dungeon sports a portal...

    the portal leads to awakening,
    awakening gives access to understanding,
    understanding allows enlightenment,
    enlightenment frees you from yer pain...

    just breathe...
    Found cheese in my basement. Should i eat it?
  4. Standard memberlemon lime
    ookookachu
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    24 Apr '16 22:28
    Originally posted by Ghost of a Duke
    Found cheese in my basement. Should i eat it?
    I wouldn't, and I'll tell you why.
    Cheese doesn't grow in basements...

    That's why.
  5. SubscriberPonderable
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    25 Apr '16 14:59
    Originally posted by lemon lime
    I wouldn't, and I'll tell you why.
    Cheese doesn't grow in basements...

    That's why.
    It should if you have the correct styrofoam (or where do the supermarkets grow the cheese they sell?)

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    25 Apr '16 15:01
    Originally posted by rookie54
    guess what???

    rock bottom has a basement,
    and that basement has a cellar,
    and the cellar has a dungeon,
    and the dungeon sports a portal...

    the portal leads to awakening,
    awakening gives access to understanding,
    understanding allows enlightenment,
    enlightenment frees you from yer pain...

    just breathe...
    Can't breath. The air down there is stifling.
  7. SubscriberGhost of a Duke
    A Spirited Misfit
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    25 Apr '16 15:071 edit
    Originally posted by lemon lime
    I wouldn't, and I'll tell you why.
    Cheese doesn't grow in basements...

    That's why.
    Sorry did i say cheese? I of course meant John Cleese.

    Edit - What's the most humane way to get John Cleese out of my basement?
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