I came home today to find my garbage cans had been stolen! What kind of person steals a mans garbage cans?! I have a suspicion it was my neighbor as I accidently ran over his new mail box with by F150 truck and subsequently ripped up his freshly replanted flower bed. Still... to steal a mans garbage cans is low.
Surely some retaliation is required. Any thoughts?
Originally posted by Hand of HecateSteal everyone else's cans in the street and hide them in his garage, then send them all a note from an anonymous source suggesting where they might be fund.
I came home today to find my garbage cans had been stolen! What kind of person steals a mans garbage cans?! I have a suspicion it was my neighbor as I accidently ran over his new mail box with by F150 truck and subsequently ripped up his freshly replanted flower bed. Still... to steal a mans garbage cans is low.
Surely some retaliation is required. Any thoughts?
Originally posted by StarrmanGood, but, I don't like half measures when it comes to retaliation. I'm thinking a Molotov into his kids school would be an appropriate response.
Steal everyone else's cans in the street and hide them in his garage, then send them all a note from an anonymous source suggesting where they might be fund.
Originally posted by Moldy CrowSee... thats what I'm talking about. But he may get suspicious as I build the support structure in my front yard... espcially when I borrow his tools for the job.
Build a trebuchet . Hurl flaming pitch onto his house in the middle of the night and shoot his family as they run out in flames .
I may just keep it simple and give him a wack in the twig and berries with a hockey stick.
Hey man. Chill out. You ripped half of this mans flower bebds a nd lawn. up. Did you apologise? Did you offer to make right what you messed up, cos by the sounds of it you didn't. Also, you cannot prove he stole your garbage cans anyway.I think you should chill out and grow up. I'm just soooooooooooooooooooo glad that you are not MY neighbour.
Originally posted by jimslyp69What a buzz-kill . Where's the fun in that ?
Hey man. Chill out. You ripped half of this mans flower bebds a nd lawn. up. Did you apologise? Did you offer to make right what you messed up, cos by the sounds of it you didn't. Also, you cannot prove he stole your garbage cans anyway.I think you should chill out and grow up. I'm just soooooooooooooooooooo glad that you are not MY neighbour.
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Originally posted by jimslyp69Hey, you need to chill out, man. He said running over the mailbox and the flowerbeds was an accident. Stealing garbage cans is a delibrate act, calling for retaliation of the highest order. Besides, why the hell would anybody plant flowers so close to a mailbox that the mailman has to drive up to anyway? Its like the guy was asking for it!
Hey man. Chill out. You ripped half of this mans flower bebds a nd lawn. up. Did you apologise? Did you offer to make right what you messed up, cos by the sounds of it you didn't. Also, you cannot prove he stole your garbage cans anyway. ...[text shortened]... 'm just soooooooooooooooooooo glad that you are not MY neighbour.
EDIT: The proof will come next garbage day, of course, and I'm sure Hand of Hectate is man enough to apologize for jewel whacking with a hockey stick if it turns out he's wrong!
Originally posted by jimslyp69Sounds to me like someone may be a little bit of a garbage can thief themselves. Don't ever think your safe from us, James. You'll get yours too.
We're not talking fun here. We're talking a complete psychotic arsehole who deserves to reside near no one. Preferably in the middle of the desert.
Originally posted by dweezilYeah , and if they were considerate neighbors , like mine , they would have known how hard it is to keep a backing truck straight when I'm hammered - and not plant flowers and mailboxes where I'm swerving . Considerate people don't put things in the path of where drunks might drive !
Hey, you need to chill out, man. He said running over the mailbox and the flowerbeds was an accident. Stealing garbage cans is a delibrate act, calling for retaliation of the highest order. Besides, why the hell would anybody plant flowers so close to a mailbox that's the mailman has to drive up to anyway? Its like the guy was asking for it!
Originally posted by jimslyp69I've got a pretty nice collection of cans if anyone is interested. I find them lying around on streets like every week. You'd think if people really cared, they wouldn't leave them by the curb like that.
We're not talking fun here. We're talking a complete psychotic idiot who deserves to reside near no one. Preferably in the middle of the desert.
Originally posted by jimslyp69Wrong again... that ugly @$$ mailbox had it coming! The monstrosity was shaped like an enormous 5 foot tall pink Flamingo. Plus his dog won't take a crap in his own yard, noooo.... gotta take a abnormally massive crap on my walkway, every damn morning... not even on the grass, but nestled up near the steps of my walkway, strategically placed for foot engagement. To add insult to injury the damn dog tears up my flower bed every week looking for lizards in the bushes (my wife loooves that). I swear to god I'm going to plant some claymore mines in my flower bed and blow his dog into the next county.
Hey man. Chill out. You ripped half of this mans flower bebds a nd lawn. up. Did you apologise? Did you offer to make right what you messed up, cos by the sounds of it you didn't. Also, you cannot prove he stole your garbage cans anyway.I think you should chill out and grow up. I'm just soooooooooooooooooooo glad that you are not MY neighbour.
Overchristmas this clown had to have his house rewired and a Honda generator going to power all the lights he had strung up over every square inch of his house and lawn.... who the hell needs three baby Jesus nativity scenes!?! To look directly at his house would have seared your eyeballs from your skull and you could actually feel the heat from the lights 30+ feet away? I still have an animated robotic frosty the snowman burned into my retina. You could probably have spotted his house from orbit.
The schmucko doesn't even work due to a 'work related injury' and an insurance claim... permanent disabilty. Yet he still spends all day making enormous pink flamingos and other several hundred pound wooden monstrosities which he scatters strategically around his house or sells at crap fairs. That back injury sure didn't keep him from scuttling up on his roof like a damn spider monkey and string eight billion miles of lights spelling out NOEL in 6 foot letters over christmas either. The mans a cockroach and should be squashed as such.
In the remainder of his company/state sponsored free time he works in his yard, painted his house, and is currently laying new grass sod. Oh and better yet, he's really a treat after he's mixed pain medication, "the good stuff", with a couple of Bud Lights.
The damn mailbox was an accident and I offered to pay for damages, which he declined. I'm glad its gone and I'll probably snuff out the next monstrosity he manufactures.