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Originally posted by jimslyp69You, my friend are apparently in league with this world class schmucko and should be given the hockey stick to the jewels treatment as well.
We're not talking fun here. We're talking a complete psychotic idiot who deserves to reside near no one. Preferably in the middle of the desert.
I'm a b@$tard, and yes, possibly psychotic, however, I am reasonably easy to get along with. My basic policy though is 'Screw unto others before they screw unto you' and if this involves Molotoving the b@$tards house and putting his dog into orbit with a couple of well placed land mines so be it. Trust me, the world will be a better place.
He's lucky I'm not stuffing dead shrimp into his air conditioner.
Originally posted by Hand of HecateOkay okay. I take ye word for it. Man deserves everything he's got coming to him and more. Especially if he makes pink flamingos and celebrates christmas. Torch him man! ANd his children and wife. Burn em all.
Wrong again... that ugly @$$ mailbox had it coming! The monstrosity was shaped like an enormous 5 foot tall pink Flamingo. Plus his dog won't take a crap in his own yard, noooo.... gotta take a abnormally massive crap on my walkway, every damn morning... not even on the grass, but nestled up near the steps of my walkway, strategically placed for fo ...[text shortened]... declined. I'm glad its gone and I'll probably snuff out the next monstrosity he manufactures.
Originally posted by Hand of HecateAlright , that's it ! We're comming down there to take out this b@st@rd for you ! He's gotta go .
Wrong again... that ugly @$$ mailbox had it coming! The monstrosity was shaped like an enormous 5 foot tall pink Flamingo. Plus his dog won't take a crap in his own yard, noooo.... gotta take a abnormally massive crap on my walkway, every damn morning... not even on the grass, but nestled up near the steps of my walkway, strategically placed for fo ...[text shortened]... declined. I'm glad its gone and I'll probably snuff out the next monstrosity he manufactures.
I think the trebuchet might be called for after all , make sure it's ready for us . Sounds like a big job . This could take days . But don't worry - after the xmas decoration story , I don't think there's a court in the land that won't rule justifiable homocide .
Originally posted by jimslyp69I probably won't go that far, but... damn... I've had it with the pink flamingos... the garbage cans are the last straw.
Okay okay. I take ye word for it. Man deserves everything he's got coming to him and more. Especially if he makes pink flamingos and celebrates christmas. Torch him man! ANd his children and wife. Burn em all.
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Originally posted by jimslyp69I agree. Why does everyone always look at the situation from their own side??? Ya-know, prisons are full of rapists and murders... if you ask one of the rapists why he did it he might say "She had it coming, man. She deserved it." 😠
Hey man. Chill out. You ripped half of this mans flower bebds a nd lawn. up. Did you apologise? Did you offer to make right what you messed up, cos by the sounds of it you didn't. Also, you cannot prove he stole your garbage cans anyway. ...[text shortened]... 'm just soooooooooooooooooooo glad that you are not MY neighbour.
See what I'm saying? Everyone trys to justify their actions from their own perspective. Why can't everyone take that extra step to "just get along"? 😕
Originally posted by arrakisOh great, now I'm being compared to a rapist... thanks for that arserakis.
I agree. Why does everyone always look at the situation from their own side??? Ya-know, prisons are full of rapists and murders... if you ask one of the rapists why he did it he might say "She had it coming, man. She deserved it." 😠
See what I'm saying? Everyone trys to justify their actions from their own perspective. Why can't everyone take that extra step to "just get along"? 😕
Please note, I haven't actually done anything to the sniveling goat thumper... just savouring the thought of maiming him is not currently punishable. However, I'm sure you'll push for some form of thought police to help me mend my evil ways.
Originally posted by Hand of HecateI can see I need a professional to explain it to you...
Oh great, now I'm being compared to a rapist... thanks for that arserakis.
Please note, I haven't actually done anything to the sniveling goat thumper... just savouring the thought of maiming him is not currently punishable. However, I'm sure you'll push for some form of thought police to help me mend my evil ways.
Shavixmir!!! I call you in this time of need! 😉
Originally posted by Hand of HecateEvery one's so hung up on "the law" , "ethics" , and "morality" here . Can't they separate harmless pranks from really serious stuff ? Well fine , if you have to pander to those lowest of common denominators (law , ethics etc ) , then why not start with keeping it real and on your own property . Dig one of those pits with punji sticks in the bottom and cover it . Do it on your own property near the flower bed , or where the dog craps . Snares are a handy little deterant too . Bombs in your trash can sound reasonable considering the circumstances . I think baiting with bud lights , or smaller plastic flamingos to make the snares and deadfalls more attractive to the neighbor would also be a good idea (but I'll bet there's some wanna-be lawyer out there that will have some kind of a problem with that .There's just no pleasing some people when they get on their high-horse .)
Oh great, now I'm being compared to a rapist... thanks for that arserakis.
Please note, I haven't actually done anything to the sniveling goat thumper... just savouring the thought of maiming him is not currently punishable. However, I'm sure you'll push for some form of thought police to help me mend my evil ways.
Originally posted by Moldy CrowIf I catch his dog... which I'm pretty sure is part horse judging from the size of its crap... I'm going to give it a snoot full of mace and send it on its way. First offense should be a warning.
Every one's so hung up on "the law" , "ethics" , and "morality" here . Can't they separate harmless pranks from really serious stuff ? Well fine , if you have to pander to those lowest of common denominators (law , ethics etc ) , then why not start with keeping it real and on your own property . Dig one of those pits with punji sticks in the botto ...[text shortened]... a problem with that .There's just no pleasing some people when they get on their high-horse .)
Originally posted by Hand of HecateSteal his garden gnome......😀
I came home today to find my garbage cans had been stolen! What kind of person steals a mans garbage cans?! I have a suspicion it was my neighbor as I accidently ran over his new mail box with by F150 truck and subsequently ripped up his freshly replanted flower bed. Still... to steal a mans garbage cans is low.
Surely some retaliation is required. Any thoughts?
I feel the poor dog is suffering enough already by being owned by such a disgusting excuse for a human being, causing it more suffering seems harsh.
However, how about, instead of a trebuchet, a cabbage thrower mounted on a JCB (just like in the A-Team)? Except this time it's not cabbages, but Turkish Fire which you will be armed with. If you keep the lumps of tar fairly small, the destruction is chaotic and interesting, rather than just immediately engulfing.
For extra insult over injury, you could steal his bins and use them to construct the mechanicus infernalis. Oh the delicious, ironic inferno, I can see it now... Marshmallows anyone?
Originally posted by arrakisWell...
I can see I need a professional to explain it to you...
Shavixmir!!! I call you in this time of need! 😉
Since you call...
The fact of the matter is that there is a problem and x wishes to extract revenge for this problem...no? Yes.
Okay. So x kills the problematic person.
x goes to jail and becomes the man-slut for Mr. Big and his hairy cronies for the space of 12 years, ending up with an arse big enough to park a bus in. Or just big enough for Mr. Big...
Justice all round if you ask me. I see no problem.