Originally posted by shavixmirI take it that this commentary is from personal experience? You seem to be well acquainted with Mr. Big's hairy whatever. What were you in for and more importantly did Mr. Big at least have the courtesy to give you the reach around?
Well...
Since you call...
The fact of the matter is that there is a problem and x wishes to extract revenge for this problem...no? Yes.
Okay. So x kills the problematic person.
x goes to jail and becomes the man-slut for Mr. Big and his hairy cronies for the space of 12 years, ending up with an arse big enough to park a bus in. Or just big enough for Mr. Big...
Justice all round if you ask me. I see no problem.
okay, stick with me on this one. Go to Christmas island when the crabs are getting ready to breed. Catch a couple hundred thousand of them. Bring them back to your home. (keep them contained, of course, and don't let anyone know you have them) At night, build a retaining wall (of material the crabs can't climb) around the offending neighbor's yard. Under cover of darkness, release the crabs in to the yard, and , of course, into the house. 😀😏
When I was an undergrad and I lived in the dorms, we would take a paper cup (a large one) and fill it with whipped cream or shaving cream. Then we would pinch the lip of the cup together and slide it under the door of a freind. Then we would stomp on the cup. Best done if you knock on the door so that the person is walking to the door as you do it. *then run like hell.
Originally posted by elvendreamgirlGo to a sporting goods store that sells hunting stuff . There's a scent called "doe in estrus" . Pour it into his heating ducts . It smells like a crack-ho on saturday morning ! It only gets riper with time .
When I was an undergrad and I lived in the dorms, we would take a paper cup (a large one) and fill it with whipped cream or shaving cream. Then we would pinch the lip of the cup together and slide it under the door of a freind. Then we would stomp on the cup. Best done if you knock on the door so that the person is walking to the door as you do it. *then run like hell.