Originally posted by darvlayKeep it up Darv and your going to the back of the line😠
Your efforts are weak, epic. You simply do not have the intelligence or the creativity to command vulgarity at an expert level. Instead, you will always be the guy who comes up with the idiotic jokes that evoke laughs of sympathy and questions of inbreeding or mental retardation.
So sad.
Originally posted by darvlayThis reads like sasquatch on steroids.
I bet your wife is a real porker, isn't she?
I bet she pours ranch dressing on her breakfast cereal, dresses your little spawn up in overalls and sends them off to school before capsizing onto the couch for a hard afternoon of watching Maury and drinking three litres of RC Cola straight from the bottle.
How is it waking up on your third of the bed to ...[text shortened]... rly hogwoman mouth-breathing at 80 decibels? Like a dog waking up to its breakfast, I'll bet.
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Originally posted by darvlayRegret this post was aimed at my friend Epic but the wording is rather A+.
Your efforts are weak, epic. You simply do not have the intelligence or the creativity to command vulgarity at an expert level. Instead, you will always be the guy who comes up with the idiotic jokes that evoke laughs of sympathy and questions of inbreeding or mental retardation.
So sad.
Originally posted by epic0002Epic, get in where? Scratching which door? Not swallowing anything but spitting as necessary.
Swallow if you love him Gramps.. spit if you dont. In any case your not going to get in... so quit scratching at the door.
Only issue was appreciating the power of our mother tongue. You well know my loyalties.