Some RHP Members...

Originally posted by darvlay
.... But at least they'll grow up hating minorities. And that's enough to make daddy proud.

Everything is big in Texas! The wife, the stupid truck, the diabetic uneducated kids, the hamburgers, the states of depression. Everything except for poor Epic Zero's piggly wiggly.

See you later, Zero. Don't try and keep up.

Originally posted by darvlay
Everything is big in Texas! The wife, the stupid truck, the diabetic uneducated kids, the hamburgers, the states of depression. Everything except for poor Epic Zero's piggly wiggly.

Originally posted by darvlay
I bet your wife is a real porker, isn't she?

I bet she pours ranch dressing on her breakfast cereal, dresses your little spawn up in overalls and sends them off to school before capsizing onto the couch for a hard afternoon of watching Maury and drinking three litres of RC Cola straight from the bottle.

How is it waking up on your third of the bed to ...[text shortened]... rly hogwoman mouth-breathing at 80 decibels? Like a dog waking up to its breakfast, I'll bet.

At least I think it was her mouth... she so ugly I cant tell if I put it in her mouth or her face she sits on.

You probably need to lose a little wait yourself chuckleberry..All you have to do is drop your wife off at a truck stop and you just lost 170 pounds of ugly just by driving off.

Originally posted by epic0002
It really is bigger!.Look.next time I pull the rest of it out of your womans mouth.

Originally posted by darvlay
You couldn't get a piece as good as mine if you had a foot long dong and a thousand dollar bill stuck to your sloping forehead.

CHOOOOOOOOOOOO CHOOOOOOOOOOO

Only your little lot lizard can bring a train stop and truck stop together

Maybe she will even start charging us one day! Then she can buy a new tooth and double the count!

Your efforts are weak, epic. You simply do not have the intelligence or the creativity to command vulgarity at an expert level. Instead, you will always be the guy who comes up with the idiotic jokes that evoke laughs of sympathy and questions of inbreeding or mental retardation.

So sad.

Originally posted by darvlay
Your efforts are weak, epic. You simply do not have the intelligence or the creativity to command vulgarity at an expert level. Instead, you will always be the guy who comes up with the idiotic jokes that evoke laughs of sympathy and questions of inbreeding or mental retardation.

So sad.