19 Apr 09
We have a confused soul that requires a friend for possible long term relationship.
If you feel you are worthy of such a fine maiden (soon to be dolled up), please state here your reasons why.
(Knob-jockeys will be shown the door, so need not apply).
She is 5'10 with brown hair, 2 eyes and ears, a nose and comes complete with all other appendages one would expect on a female.
She likes:
Unix (or variants of)
Musical type things
Stuff up in the sky and what-not
Painting bicycles for the poor
Cardigans (not the pop group)
Leather elbow protectors (soon to be corrected by sunburnt)
She would do well in a warm spot or close to a window, but should not be over-watered.
She could do better in class if she paid closer attention, VPoor
Please form an orderly queue
<------------HERE-------------
19 Apr 09
1 edit
Originally posted by Woodgie'Confused souls' and older ladies I generally avoid and/or give taxi fare home. Thanks anyway, Woodgie.
We have a confused soul that requires a friend for possible long term relationship.
If you feel you are worthy of such a fine maiden (soon to be dolled up), please state here your reasons why.
(Knob-jockeys will be shown the door, so need not apply).
She is 5'10 with brown hair, 2 eyes and ears, a nose and comes complete with all other appendages on ...[text shortened]... paid closer attention, VPoor
Please form an orderly queue
<------------HERE-------------
😀
19 Apr 09
1 edit
Originally posted by Woodgiewhat a great idea!!!
We have a confused soul that requires a friend for possible long term relationship.
If you feel you are worthy of such a fine maiden (soon to be dolled up), please state here your reasons why.
(Knob-jockeys will be shown the door, so need not apply).
She is 5'10 with brown hair, 2 eyes and ears, a nose and comes complete with all other appendages on ...[text shortened]... paid closer attention, VPoor
Please form an orderly queue
<------------HERE-------------
... i wonder if i can get rid of my wife this way?? 😵
[edit] I might even consider a swap 😉 [/edit]
20 Apr 09
Originally posted by Grampy BobbyConfusion and romance go hand in hand, get yourself a mobile and you could probably get away with both.
'Avoid' romantically that is... Mom still calls to chat for 30-45 minutes each weekday evening.
Just excuse yourself in a Superman sort of way when your mother calls (remember not to change into red shorts though, but if you must, remember to take them off before you return to the table).
20 Apr 09
Originally posted by MCAThis could be a bit tricky, but I am sure we could work something out.
what a great idea!!!
... i wonder if i can get rid of my wife this way?? 😵
[edit] I might even consider a swap 😉 [/edit]
I would have to charge a "handling" fee though.
Any piccies, is she up for ch@t?
20 Apr 09
-Removed-Retrospective authorisation will be applied for when suitable candidates have been identified.
If you are interested, just submit your application with the cheque for £20.
Please remember to state what variant of Unix you prefer each day of the week, and how many Firefox add-ons you currently have installed.
20 Apr 09
Originally posted by WoodgieAre you trying to sell your sister?
Retrospective authorisation will be applied for when suitable candidates have been identified.
If you are interested, just submit your application with the cheque for £20.
Please remember to state what variant of Unix you prefer each day of the week, and how many Firefox add-ons you currently have installed.
20 Apr 09
Originally posted by Woodgieyou mean i would have to pay for you to take her off my hands???
This could be a bit tricky, but I am sure we could work something out.
I would have to charge a "handling" fee though.
Any piccies, is she up for ch@t?
... ... ... i could live with that lol
pic's . . . hmmmm i will have to look one out . . .
oh poop here she comes . . . be right back
<<< closes window >>>
20 Apr 09
Originally posted by LundosThere is no sale going on here, any fees charged are to simply cover administration costs.
Are you trying to sell your sister?
I would be honoured if she was.
Are you just browsing or perhaps considering making a formal application?
(Don't forget to include a cheque for £26.50 when submitting)
20 Apr 09
Originally posted by Woodgiepic: http://i55.photobucket.com/albums/g129/hklbryhd/ugly-girl.jpg
Any piccies, is she up for ch@t?
yeah she loves to chat (cant bloody shut her up which is main reason for going for the swap) but the teeth make it a bit awkward for voice chat - maybe best sticking to text chat for a bit 😉
20 Apr 09
1 edit
Originally posted by MCAOkkkk, this should not be a problem.
pic: http://i55.photobucket.com/albums/g129/hklbryhd/ugly-girl.jpg
yeah she loves to chat (cant bloody shut her up which is main reason for going for the swap) but the teeth make it a bit awkward for voice chat - maybe best sticking to text chat for a bit 😉
Luckily for us, beauty is in the eye of the beholder.
However, because of the type of "inner" beauty for this client and the need for specialist intensive consideration, the margin for suitable partners is going to be.........quite small, I would have thought, so, we would require a small deposit of at least....pheeww...lets say...£200 to kick off with?
I think your suggestion of text chat is probably the way to go here.
May I ask, what was your initial plan before your wedding to this lovely lady (is there money in the family)?
Why have you decided to part?
Edit: Wiping the tears from my eyes.
20 Apr 09
Originally posted by WoodgieInsightful. Thanks for the advice.
Confusion and romance go hand in hand, get yourself a mobile and you could probably get away with both.
Just excuse yourself in a Superman sort of way when your mother calls (remember not to change into red shorts though, but if you must, remember to take them off before you return to the table).