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Originally posted by Woodgiebeauty is in the eye of the beholder. You are right but I just aint seeing it any more, perhaps I should have posted a more recent photo as this one is quite old and she has let herself go in recent years.
Okkkk, this should not be a problem.
Luckily for us, beauty is in the eye of the beholder.
However, because of the type of "inner" beauty for this client and the need for specialist intensive consideration, the margin for suitable partners is going to be.........quite small, I would have thought, so, we would require a small deposit of at least....pheeww ...[text shortened]... e money in the family)?
Why have you decided to part?
Edit: Wiping the tears from my eyes.
the margin for suitable partners is going to be.........quite small well to be honest i was kind hoping you might get a few blind applicants
we would require a small deposit of at least....pheeww...lets say...£200 to kick off with? damn is that all? if i knew it was this cheap i would have done it ages ago.
May I ask, what was your initial plan before your wedding to this lovely lady (is there money in the family)? i think i might have been a little tipsy at the time but yeah i think her dad owns a major slice in a manure collection service or something (he keeps telling me about how he has been taking crap from everyone all day)
Why have you decided to part? As mentioned earlier she doesnt seem to shut up which i think is the final straw but it has been coming for a while - co-incidentaly it was right around the first time she went down on me (oh the pain)
Originally posted by MCAIt is with regret I must inform you that I have been unsuccessful in finding a partner for your beloved.
[b]beauty is in the eye of the beholder. You are right but I just aint seeing it any more, perhaps I should have posted a more recent photo as this one is quite old and she has let herself go in recent years.
the margin for suitable partners is going to be.........quite small well to be honest i was kind hoping you might get a few blind applicants ...[text shortened]... or a while - co-incidentaly it was right around the first time she went down on me (oh the pain)[/b]
However, for £10,000 I would be prepared to take one for the team.
I have been informed that my addiction to ketamine would in fact, in this situation and only while in her company, be tax deductible.
Perhaps I should have presented this in a geek-friendly format.
There is a woman here who is trying to dual boot Ubuntu 6 with Windows ME on a 150MB Zip drive.
She also rounds pi to 3.15 for girl like simplicity.
Plus, if that was not enough to get you fiddling with your pocket protectors in an angry frenzy, she has a VIC20 with 4 games that she uses as a “pretty thing”.
(She also has several unopened Meccano kits just gathering dust in a cupboard)
Originally posted by Woodgie£10k? i have to admit im tempted but unless i can get her dad to pay for it i can't see me getting that kind of money :'( looks like I'm stuck with her :'(
It is with regret I must inform you that I have been unsuccessful in finding a partner for your beloved.
However, for £10,000 I would be prepared to take one for the team.
I have been informed that my addiction to ketamine would in fact, in this situation and only while in her company, be tax deductible.
ketamine?!? now maybe thats what im needing - if im off my face then maybe i wont hear her (or feel the pain :'( oh the pain) . . . does anyone know where i can buy a [insert suitable amount here] of ketamine??
Originally posted by WoodgieWoodgie, what on earth does the word 'geek' mean?
Perhaps I should have presented this in a geek-friendly format.
There is a woman here who is trying to dual boot Ubuntu 6 with Windows ME on a 150MB Zip drive.
She also rounds pi to 3.15 for girl like simplicity.
Plus, if that was not enough to get you fiddling with your pocket protectors in an angry frenzy, she has a VIC20 with 4 games that she uses as ...[text shortened]... pretty thing”.
(She also has several unopened Meccano kits just gathering dust in a cupboard)
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Originally posted by MCATo work out the correct dosage of ketamine you should take:
£10k? i have to admit im tempted but unless i can get her dad to pay for it i can't see me getting that kind of money :'( looks like I'm stuck with her :'(
ketamine?!? now maybe thats what im needing - if im off my face then maybe i wont hear her (or feel the pain :'( oh the pain) . . . does anyone know where i can buy a [insert suitable amount here] of ketamine??
Start off with half a tablet then follow below.
A) Work out your weight in ounces
2) Divide above by how much you were bullied at school
D) I feel no pain, your face looks funny
As to actually acquiring it, it helps if you have a sick horse or know somebody with a sick horse and a sympathetic Vet.
Here are a few tips I have learned
1) Don't forget to feed the horse
2) Horses are not allowed on the bus apparently, so you might want the vet to come to you.
3) When talking to the Vet remain calm and concerned for the sick horse, I have found some vets get suspicious if you go straight in with "did you bring the ketamine".
4) If the Vet needs to see your horse (or the borrowed one) say it is grazing in a field somewhere and you will "medicate" the horse at tea time when it comes home.
5) If you are lucky enough to find a Vet who also has an addiction, you might get away with having several sick horses and "keeping some in stock" in case you find another sick horse.
Hope this helps.