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Anyone done it? Be honest.


It's the look on their faces afterwards that I love 🙂

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Originally posted by PBE6
Anyone done it? Be honest.
I had a friend who used to do it on a regular basis, $75 a pop. He was in university and dirt poor. It was easy money for him. One thing that I always wondered, though: who the hell would want the sperm of some weirdo pothead university kid.

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Originally posted by darvlay
$75 a pop.
I can't resist highlighting the phrasing here.

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Originally posted by darvlay
I had a friend who used to do it on a regular basis, $75 a pop. He was in university and dirt poor. It was easy money for him. One thing that I always wondered, though: who the hell would want the sperm of some weirdo pothead university kid.
Good question. But I have a better one: why am I not doing this too?

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Originally posted by darvlay
I had a friend who used to do it on a regular basis, $75 a pop. He was in university and dirt poor. It was easy money for him. One thing that I always wondered, though: who the hell would want the sperm of some weirdo pothead university kid.
In similar circumstances of dire poverty, I tried to get in on that racket--but my sperm, apparently, did not freeze properly, so there was no easy money for me.

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Originally posted by PBE6
Good question. But I have a better one: why am I not doing this too?
Do you need the money or something? Or have you come to the realization that no sane woman would ever knowingly bear you children and this is the only way for you to carry on your lineage?

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Originally posted by darvlay
Do you need the money or something? Or have you come to the realization that no sane woman would ever knowingly bear you children and this is the only way for you to carry on your lineage?
Well, I figure I'm waist deep in all this elbow grease so why not make a profit while I'm at it? The tiny Kleenex papier mache market has dried up substantially.

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Originally posted by PBE6
Well, I figure I'm waist deep in all this elbow grease so why not make a profit while I'm at it? The tiny Kleenex papier mache market has dried up substantially.
My sculptures always look like snowballs. 🙁

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Mine look like big pieces of hot buttered popcorn. 😵

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I found out (after several surprised responses) that it is best for the donee to have requested the donation first. And apparently, the metro is not the environment favored by most donees. FYI.

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Where can you find your local donation centre? I could do with the cash!!!

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Originally posted by expressiveoutburst
Where can you find your local donation centre? I could do with the cash!!!
they only take sperm from talented people

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Originally posted by PocketKings
they only take sperm from talented people
I have buckets of talent.

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Originally posted by PocketKings
they only take sperm from talented people
I bet I can do alot more talented things than you can.