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Originally posted by Bowmann
I have buckets of talent.
Then take it to the sperm bank and cash in!!

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Originally posted by expressiveoutburst
I bet I can do alot more talented things than you can.
Can you hoop a parking pylon? Or play "Smoke on the Water" on the guitar?

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Originally posted by expressiveoutburst
I bet I can do alot more talented things than you can.
I can do it all

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Originally posted by PocketKings
I can do it all
Well of course you can, just send proof.

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Originally posted by darvlay
Can you hoop a parking pylon? Or play "Smoke on the Water" on the guitar?
What is hoop a parking pylon?

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Originally posted by PocketKings
I can do it all
You can hoop a parking pylon?

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Originally posted by expressiveoutburst
Well of course you can, just send proof.
I have been proffesional in 3 things, well one in the minor leagues, 2 sports and music. I'm loved by all, when I die there will be statues of me everywhere.

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Originally posted by darvlay
You can hoop a parking pylon?
No, you got me 😳

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Originally posted by expressiveoutburst
What is hoop a parking pylon?
I think it means, "Can you sit on a construction cone?"

Darvlay's privy to the inside lingo.

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Originally posted by SJ247
I think it means, "Can you sit on a construction cone?"

Darvlay's privy to the inside lingo.
I thought hoop was an international verb.

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Originally posted by darvlay
I thought hoop was an international verb.
Well, since hoop=ring, and ring=sphincter, it's a logical assumption that you sit on traffic cones.

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Originally posted by SJ247
Well, since hoop=ring, and ring=sphincter, it's a logical assumption that you sit on traffic cones.
I think I remember that question from the SAT's

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Originally posted by PocketKings
I think I remember that question from the SAT's
It's on the mensa test.

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No one should prostitute themselves regardless of any financial incentive. I've read of students being paid £10 to undergo a very painful bone marrow transplant/donation but sperm donation is actually prostituting oneself.

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Originally posted by darvlay
I had a friend who used to do it on a regular basis, $75 a pop. He was in university and dirt poor. It was easy money for him. One thing that I always wondered, though: who the hell would want the sperm of some weirdo pothead university kid.
When this friend is 45 and some cute 20-25 year old catches his eye, wouldn't he have to wonder if this girl might be his biological daughter? I mean, who knows how many times his donations were used?