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Underwear is warm, especially after dancing bears eat spicy tacos dipped in lava. However eskimos don't particularly like to puke their guts out when whales attack, so they never disadvantageously imbibe treefrogs just as kangaroos never jump into foxholes. Instead llamas appear from space stations revolving on oblong tables and erupt violently projecting feces onto the nightgown of Blobby's stained Barbie. Idiosyncratic transvestites seemingly withhold donkey-punching insomaniacs by using fartspray throughout intercourse.
Although metrosexuals insist synchronisation when all bumbling Beckhams attempt to sodomize the Cult of Maths were successful, kinda. Indeed many Christians maintain chastity except for children who suck spiritual leaders' chess strategies while praying.This theorem fails to satisfy darvlay's bloodlust with pink chainsaws and fairy midgets.

Demi Moore, righteous lefty, determined to dust the vampiric thingy using stealth bombers and yet forgot. She pirouetted violently around town, while shouting, " My philosophy lacks any spiritual commitment to bananas!!!".

Meanwhile, backdoor beauties huddled within each nook and cranny toss their boyfriends' salads with chainsaws. Doctor Foster watched blood sprinkle over several thousand bags of teeth that symbolized the CURSE OF THE gummy bear. Yet gummy it is, gummy! Behold!

Darth Gummy, strokes included, strode nonchalantly sideways, backwards, upside-down until KABOOM. Batman screamed "Where the $%^&*@ are you Robin Hood?" Little John and Pope Peter Peckerwood screamed "Help, i swallowed several gallons of Jagrmeister and now I can't s**t.

Having misplaced the can-opener, Batman bit off chunks of rotting flesh, tearing linen assunder. Liberace felt bloated after slurping glue from fat kidneys soaked aplenty!

Meanwhile ridiculously dressed clergymen prayed that evangelical pygmies would smell a revolting stench. Even when air-conditioning ruined the bookmarking of Tiddlywinks, nobody considered adopting Jon's kidneys without considering Mornington Cresent tube

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Underwear is warm, especially after dancing bears eat spicy tacos dipped in lava. However eskimos don't particularly like to puke their guts out when whales attack, so they never disadvantageously imbibe treefrogs just as kangaroos never jump into foxholes. Instead llamas appear from space stations revolving on oblong tables and erupt violently projecting feces onto the nightgown of Blobby's stained Barbie. Idiosyncratic transvestites seemingly withhold donkey-punching insomaniacs by using fartspray throughout intercourse.
Although metrosexuals insist synchronisation when all bumbling Beckhams attempt to sodomize the Cult of Maths were successful, kinda. Indeed many Christians maintain chastity except for children who suck spiritual leaders' chess strategies while praying.This theorem fails to satisfy darvlay's bloodlust with pink chainsaws and fairy midgets.

Demi Moore, righteous lefty, determined to dust the vampiric thingy using stealth bombers and yet forgot. She pirouetted violently around town, while shouting, " My philosophy lacks any spiritual commitment to bananas!!!".

Meanwhile, backdoor beauties huddled within each nook and cranny toss their boyfriends' salads with chainsaws. Doctor Foster watched blood sprinkle over several thousand bags of teeth that symbolized the CURSE OF THE gummy bear. Yet gummy it is, gummy! Behold!

Darth Gummy, strokes included, strode nonchalantly sideways, backwards, upside-down until KABOOM. Batman screamed "Where the $%^&*@ are you Robin Hood?" Little John and Pope Peter Peckerwood screamed "Help, i swallowed several gallons of Jagrmeister and now I can't s**t.

Having misplaced the can-opener, Batman bit off chunks of rotting flesh, tearing linen assunder. Liberace felt bloated after slurping glue from fat kidneys soaked aplenty!

Meanwhile ridiculously dressed clergymen prayed that evangelical pygmies would smell a revolting stench. Even when air-conditioning ruined the bookmarking of Tiddlywinks, nobody considered adopting Jon's kidneys without considering Mornington Cresent Tube o' Lube (tm)

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Underwear is warm, especially after dancing bears eat spicy tacos dipped in lava. However eskimos don't particularly like to puke their guts out when whales attack, so they never disadvantageously imbibe treefrogs just as kangaroos never jump into foxholes. Instead llamas appear from space stations revolving on oblong tables and erupt violently projecting feces onto the nightgown of Blobby's stained Barbie. Idiosyncratic transvestites seemingly withhold donkey-punching insomaniacs by using fartspray throughout intercourse.
Although metrosexuals insist synchronisation when all bumbling Beckhams attempt to sodomize the Cult of Maths were successful, kinda. Indeed many Christians maintain chastity except for children who suck spiritual leaders' chess strategies while praying.This theorem fails to satisfy darvlay's bloodlust with pink chainsaws and fairy midgets.

Demi Moore, righteous lefty, determined to dust the vampiric thingy using stealth bombers and yet forgot. She pirouetted violently around town, while shouting, " My philosophy lacks any spiritual commitment to bananas!!!".

Meanwhile, backdoor beauties huddled within each nook and cranny toss their boyfriends' salads with chainsaws. Doctor Foster watched blood sprinkle over several thousand bags of teeth that symbolized the CURSE OF THE gummy bear. Yet gummy it is, gummy! Behold!

Darth Gummy, strokes included, strode nonchalantly sideways, backwards, upside-down until KABOOM. Batman screamed "Where the $%^&*@ are you Robin Hood?" Little John and Pope Peter Peckerwood screamed "Help, i swallowed several gallons of Jagrmeister and now I can't s**t.

Having misplaced the can-opener, Batman bit off chunks of rotting flesh, tearing linen assunder. Liberace felt bloated after slurping glue from fat kidneys soaked aplenty!

Meanwhile ridiculously dressed clergymen prayed that evangelical pygmies would smell a revolting stench. Even when air-conditioning ruined the bookmarking of Tiddlywinks, nobody considered adopting Jon's kidneys without considering Mornington Cresent Tube o' Lube (tm). Satanic

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Underwear is warm, especially after dancing bears eat spicy tacos dipped in lava. However eskimos don't particularly like to puke their guts out when whales attack, so they never disadvantageously imbibe treefrogs just as kangaroos never jump into foxholes. Instead llamas appear from space stations revolving on oblong tables and erupt violently projecting feces onto the nightgown of Blobby's stained Barbie. Idiosyncratic transvestites seemingly withhold donkey-punching insomaniacs by using fartspray throughout intercourse.
Although metrosexuals insist synchronisation when all bumbling Beckhams attempt to sodomize the Cult of Maths were successful, kinda. Indeed many Christians maintain chastity except for children who suck spiritual leaders' chess strategies while praying.This theorem fails to satisfy darvlay's bloodlust with pink chainsaws and fairy midgets.

Demi Moore, righteous lefty, determined to dust the vampiric thingy using stealth bombers and yet forgot. She pirouetted violently around town, while shouting, " My philosophy lacks any spiritual commitment to bananas!!!".

Meanwhile, backdoor beauties huddled within each nook and cranny toss their boyfriends' salads with chainsaws. Doctor Foster watched blood sprinkle over several thousand bags of teeth that symbolized the CURSE OF THE gummy bear. Yet gummy it is, gummy! Behold!

Darth Gummy, strokes included, strode nonchalantly sideways, backwards, upside-down until KABOOM. Batman screamed "Where the $%^&*@ are you Robin Hood?" Little John and Pope Peter Peckerwood screamed "Help, i swallowed several gallons of Jagrmeister and now I can't s**t.

Having misplaced the can-opener, Batman bit off chunks of rotting flesh, tearing linen assunder. Liberace felt bloated after slurping glue from fat kidneys soaked aplenty!

Meanwhile ridiculously dressed clergymen prayed that evangelical pygmies would smell a revolting stench. Even when air-conditioning ruined the bookmarking of Tiddlywinks, nobody considered adopting Jon's kidneys without considering Mornington Cresent Tube o' Lube (tm). Satanic cookies

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Underwear is warm, especially after dancing bears eat spicy tacos dipped in lava. However eskimos don't particularly like to puke their guts out when whales attack, so they never disadvantageously imbibe treefrogs just as kangaroos never jump into foxholes. Instead llamas appear from space stations revolving on oblong tables and erupt violently projecting feces onto the nightgown of Blobby's stained Barbie. Idiosyncratic transvestites seemingly withhold donkey-punching insomaniacs by using fartspray throughout intercourse.
Although metrosexuals insist synchronisation when all bumbling Beckhams attempt to sodomize the Cult of Maths were successful, kinda. Indeed many Christians maintain chastity except for children who suck spiritual leaders' chess strategies while praying.This theorem fails to satisfy darvlay's bloodlust with pink chainsaws and fairy midgets.

Demi Moore, righteous lefty, determined to dust the vampiric thingy using stealth bombers and yet forgot. She pirouetted violently around town, while shouting, " My philosophy lacks any spiritual commitment to bananas!!!".

Meanwhile, backdoor beauties huddled within each nook and cranny toss their boyfriends' salads with chainsaws. Doctor Foster watched blood sprinkle over several thousand bags of teeth that symbolized the CURSE OF THE gummy bear. Yet gummy it is, gummy! Behold!

Darth Gummy, strokes included, strode nonchalantly sideways, backwards, upside-down until KABOOM. Batman screamed "Where the $%^&*@ are you Robin Hood?" Little John and Pope Peter Peckerwood screamed "Help, i swallowed several gallons of Jagrmeister and now I can't s**t.

Having misplaced the can-opener, Batman bit off chunks of rotting flesh, tearing linen assunder. Liberace felt bloated after slurping glue from fat kidneys soaked aplenty!

Meanwhile ridiculously dressed clergymen prayed that evangelical pygmies would smell a revolting stench. Even when air-conditioning ruined the bookmarking of Tiddlywinks, nobody considered adopting Jon's kidneys without considering Mornington Cresent Tube o' Lube (tm). Satanic cookies fed

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Underwear is warm, especially after dancing bears eat spicy tacos dipped in lava. However eskimos don't particularly like to puke their guts out when whales attack, so they never disadvantageously imbibe treefrogs just as kangaroos never jump into foxholes. Instead llamas appear from space stations revolving on oblong tables and erupt violently projecting feces onto the nightgown of Blobby's stained Barbie. Idiosyncratic transvestites seemingly withhold donkey-punching insomaniacs by using fartspray throughout intercourse.
Although metrosexuals insist synchronisation when all bumbling Beckhams attempt to sodomize the Cult of Maths were successful, kinda. Indeed many Christians maintain chastity except for children who suck spiritual leaders' chess strategies while praying.This theorem fails to satisfy darvlay's bloodlust with pink chainsaws and fairy midgets.

Demi Moore, righteous lefty, determined to dust the vampiric thingy using stealth bombers and yet forgot. She pirouetted violently around town, while shouting, " My philosophy lacks any spiritual commitment to bananas!!!".

Meanwhile, backdoor beauties huddled within each nook and cranny toss their boyfriends' salads with chainsaws. Doctor Foster watched blood sprinkle over several thousand bags of teeth that symbolized the CURSE OF THE gummy bear. Yet gummy it is, gummy! Behold!

Darth Gummy, strokes included, strode nonchalantly sideways, backwards, upside-down until KABOOM. Batman screamed "Where the $%^&*@ are you Robin Hood?" Little John and Pope Peter Peckerwood screamed "Help, i swallowed several gallons of Jagrmeister and now I can't s**t.

Having misplaced the can-opener, Batman bit off chunks of rotting flesh, tearing linen assunder. Liberace felt bloated after slurping glue from fat kidneys soaked aplenty!

Meanwhile ridiculously dressed clergymen prayed that evangelical pygmies would smell a revolting stench. Even when air-conditioning ruined the bookmarking of Tiddlywinks, nobody considered adopting Jon's kidneys without considering Mornington Cresent Tube o' Lube (tm). Satanic cookies fed diseased

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Underwear is warm, especially after dancing bears eat spicy tacos dipped in lava. However eskimos don't particularly like to puke their guts out when whales attack, so they never disadvantageously imbibe treefrogs just as kangaroos never jump into foxholes. Instead llamas appear from space stations revolving on oblong tables and erupt violently projecting feces onto the nightgown of Blobby's stained Barbie. Idiosyncratic transvestites seemingly withhold donkey-punching insomaniacs by using fartspray throughout intercourse.
Although metrosexuals insist synchronisation when all bumbling Beckhams attempt to sodomize the Cult of Maths were successful, kinda. Indeed many Christians maintain chastity except for children who suck spiritual leaders' chess strategies while praying.This theorem fails to satisfy darvlay's bloodlust with pink chainsaws and fairy midgets.

Demi Moore, righteous lefty, determined to dust the vampiric thingy using stealth bombers and yet forgot. She pirouetted violently around town, while shouting, " My philosophy lacks any spiritual commitment to bananas!!!".

Meanwhile, backdoor beauties huddled within each nook and cranny toss their boyfriends' salads with chainsaws. Doctor Foster watched blood sprinkle over several thousand bags of teeth that symbolized the CURSE OF THE gummy bear. Yet gummy it is, gummy! Behold!

Darth Gummy, strokes included, strode nonchalantly sideways, backwards, upside-down until KABOOM. Batman screamed "Where the $%^&*@ are you Robin Hood?" Little John and Pope Peter Peckerwood screamed "Help, i swallowed several gallons of Jagrmeister and now I can't s**t.

Having misplaced the can-opener, Batman bit off chunks of rotting flesh, tearing linen assunder. Liberace felt bloated after slurping glue from fat kidneys soaked aplenty!

Meanwhile ridiculously dressed clergymen prayed that evangelical pygmies would smell a revolting stench. Even when air-conditioning ruined the bookmarking of Tiddlywinks, nobody considered adopting Jon's kidneys without considering Mornington Cresent Tube o' Lube (tm). Satanic cookies fed diseased cows

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Underwear is warm, especially after dancing bears eat spicy tacos dipped in lava. However eskimos don't particularly like to puke their guts out when whales attack, so they never disadvantageously imbibe treefrogs just as kangaroos never jump into foxholes. Instead llamas appear from space stations revolving on oblong tables and erupt violently projecting feces onto the nightgown of Blobby's stained Barbie. Idiosyncratic transvestites seemingly withhold donkey-punching insomaniacs by using fartspray throughout intercourse.
Although metrosexuals insist synchronisation when all bumbling Beckhams attempt to sodomize the Cult of Maths were successful, kinda. Indeed many Christians maintain chastity except for children who suck spiritual leaders' chess strategies while praying.This theorem fails to satisfy darvlay's bloodlust with pink chainsaws and fairy midgets.

Demi Moore, righteous lefty, determined to dust the vampiric thingy using stealth bombers and yet forgot. She pirouetted violently around town, while shouting, " My philosophy lacks any spiritual commitment to bananas!!!".

Meanwhile, backdoor beauties huddled within each nook and cranny toss their boyfriends' salads with chainsaws. Doctor Foster watched blood sprinkle over several thousand bags of teeth that symbolized the CURSE OF THE gummy bear. Yet gummy it is, gummy! Behold!

Darth Gummy, strokes included, strode nonchalantly sideways, backwards, upside-down until KABOOM. Batman screamed "Where the $%^&*@ are you Robin Hood?" Little John and Pope Peter Peckerwood screamed "Help, i swallowed several gallons of Jagrmeister and now I can't s**t.

Having misplaced the can-opener, Batman bit off chunks of rotting flesh, tearing linen assunder. Liberace felt bloated after slurping glue from fat kidneys soaked aplenty!

Meanwhile ridiculously dressed clergymen prayed that evangelical pygmies would smell a revolting stench. Even when air-conditioning ruined the bookmarking of Tiddlywinks, nobody considered adopting Jon's kidneys without considering Mornington Cresent Tube o' Lube (tm). Satanic cookies fed diseased cows to

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Underwear is warm, especially after dancing bears eat spicy tacos dipped in lava. However eskimos don't particularly like to puke their guts out when whales attack, so they never disadvantageously imbibe treefrogs just as kangaroos never jump into foxholes. Instead llamas appear from space stations revolving on oblong tables and erupt violently projecting feces onto the nightgown of Blobby's stained Barbie. Idiosyncratic transvestites seemingly withhold donkey-punching insomaniacs by using fartspray throughout intercourse.
Although metrosexuals insist synchronisation when all bumbling Beckhams attempt to sodomize the Cult of Maths were successful, kinda. Indeed many Christians maintain chastity except for children who suck spiritual leaders' chess strategies while praying.This theorem fails to satisfy darvlay's bloodlust with pink chainsaws and fairy midgets.

Demi Moore, righteous lefty, determined to dust the vampiric thingy using stealth bombers and yet forgot. She pirouetted violently around town, while shouting, " My philosophy lacks any spiritual commitment to bananas!!!".

Meanwhile, backdoor beauties huddled within each nook and cranny toss their boyfriends' salads with chainsaws. Doctor Foster watched blood sprinkle over several thousand bags of teeth that symbolized the CURSE OF THE gummy bear. Yet gummy it is, gummy! Behold!

Darth Gummy, strokes included, strode nonchalantly sideways, backwards, upside-down until KABOOM. Batman screamed "Where the $%^&*@ are you Robin Hood?" Little John and Pope Peter Peckerwood screamed "Help, i swallowed several gallons of Jagrmeister and now I can't s**t.

Having misplaced the can-opener, Batman bit off chunks of rotting flesh, tearing linen assunder. Liberace felt bloated after slurping glue from fat kidneys soaked aplenty!

Meanwhile ridiculously dressed clergymen prayed that evangelical pygmies would smell a revolting stench. Even when air-conditioning ruined the bookmarking of Tiddlywinks, nobody considered adopting Jon's kidneys without considering Mornington Cresent Tube o' Lube (tm). Satanic cookies fed diseased cows to nirvana.

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Underwear is warm, especially after dancing bears eat spicy tacos dipped in lava. However eskimos don't particularly like to puke their guts out when whales attack, so they never disadvantageously imbibe treefrogs just as kangaroos never jump into foxholes. Instead llamas appear from space stations revolving on oblong tables and erupt violently projecting feces onto the nightgown of Blobby's stained Barbie. Idiosyncratic transvestites seemingly withhold donkey-punching insomaniacs by using fartspray throughout intercourse.
Although metrosexuals insist synchronisation when all bumbling Beckhams attempt to sodomize the Cult of Maths were successful, kinda. Indeed many Christians maintain chastity except for children who suck spiritual leaders' chess strategies while praying.This theorem fails to satisfy darvlay's bloodlust with pink chainsaws and fairy midgets.

Demi Moore, righteous lefty, determined to dust the vampiric thingy using stealth bombers and yet forgot. She pirouetted violently around town, while shouting, " My philosophy lacks any spiritual commitment to bananas!!!".

Meanwhile, backdoor beauties huddled within each nook and cranny toss their boyfriends' salads with chainsaws. Doctor Foster watched blood sprinkle over several thousand bags of teeth that symbolized the CURSE OF THE gummy bear. Yet gummy it is, gummy! Behold!

Darth Gummy, strokes included, strode nonchalantly sideways, backwards, upside-down until KABOOM. Batman screamed "Where the $%^&*@ are you Robin Hood?" Little John and Pope Peter Peckerwood screamed "Help, i swallowed several gallons of Jagrmeister and now I can't s**t.

Having misplaced the can-opener, Batman bit off chunks of rotting flesh, tearing linen assunder. Liberace felt bloated after slurping glue from fat kidneys soaked aplenty!

Meanwhile ridiculously dressed clergymen prayed that evangelical pygmies would smell a revolting stench. Even when air-conditioning ruined the bookmarking of Tiddlywinks, nobody considered adopting Jon's kidneys without considering Mornington Cresent Tube o' Lube (tm). Satanic cookies fed diseased cows to nirvana.


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Originally posted by UncleAdam
Underwear is warm, especially after dancing bears eat spicy tacos dipped in lava. However eskimos don't particularly like to puke their guts out when whales attack, so they never disadvantageously imbibe treefrogs just as kangaroos never jump into foxholes. Instead llamas appear from space stations revolving on oblong tables and erupt violently projecting ...[text shortened]... Mornington Cresent Tube o' Lube (tm). Satanic cookies fed diseased cows to nirvana.


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Originally posted by UncleAdam
[b]Underwear is warm, especially after dancing bears eat spicy tacos dipped in lava. However eskimos don't particularly like to puke their guts out when whales attack, so they never disadvantageously imbibe treefrogs just as kangaroos never jump into foxholes. Instead llamas appear from space stations revolving on oblong tables and erupt violently projecting feces onto the nightgown of Blobby's stained Barbie. Idiosyncratic transvestites seemingly withhold donkey-punching insomaniacs by using fartspray throughout intercourse.
Although metrosexuals insist synchronisation when all bumbling Beckhams attempt to sodomize the Cult of Maths were successful, kinda. Indeed many Christians maintain chastity except for children who suck spiritual leaders' chess strategies while praying.This theorem fails to satisfy darvlay's bloodlust with pink chainsaws and fairy midgets.

Demi Moore, righteous lefty, determined to dust the vampiric thingy using stealth bombers and yet forgot. She pirouetted violently around town, while shouting, " My philosophy lacks any spiritual commitment to bananas!!!".

Meanwhile, backdoor beauties huddled within each nook and cranny toss their boyfriends' salads with chainsaws. Doctor Foster watched blood sprinkle over several thousand bags of teeth that symbolized the CURSE OF THE gummy bear. Yet gummy it is, gummy! Behold!

Darth Gummy, strokes included, strode nonchalantly sideways, backwards, upside-down until KABOOM. Batman screamed "Where the $%^&*@ are you Robin Hood?" Little John and Pope Peter Peckerwood screamed "Help, i swallowed several gallons of Jagrmeister and now I can't s**t.

Having misplaced the can-opener, Batman bit off chunks of rotting flesh, tearing linen assunder. Liberace felt bloated after slurping glue from fat kidneys soaked aplenty!

Meanwhile ridiculously dressed clergymen prayed that evangelical pygmies would smell a revolting stench. Even when air-conditioning ruined the bookmarking of Tiddlywinks, nobody considered adopting Jon's kidneys without considering Mornington Cresent Tube o' Lube (tm). Satanic cookies fed diseased cows to nirvana.


Later I

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Underwear is warm, especially after dancing bears eat spicy tacos dipped in lava. However eskimos don't particularly like to puke their guts out when whales attack, so they never disadvantageously imbibe treefrogs just as kangaroos never jump into foxholes. Instead llamas appear from space stations revolving on oblong tables and erupt violently projecting feces onto the nightgown of Blobby's stained Barbie. Idiosyncratic transvestites seemingly withhold donkey-punching insomaniacs by using fartspray throughout intercourse.
Although metrosexuals insist synchronisation when all bumbling Beckhams attempt to sodomize the Cult of Maths were successful, kinda. Indeed many Christians maintain chastity except for children who suck spiritual leaders' chess strategies while praying.This theorem fails to satisfy darvlay's bloodlust with pink chainsaws and fairy midgets.

Demi Moore, righteous lefty, determined to dust the vampiric thingy using stealth bombers and yet forgot. She pirouetted violently around town, while shouting, " My philosophy lacks any spiritual commitment to bananas!!!".

Meanwhile, backdoor beauties huddled within each nook and cranny toss their boyfriends' salads with chainsaws. Doctor Foster watched blood sprinkle over several thousand bags of teeth that symbolized the CURSE OF THE gummy bear. Yet gummy it is, gummy! Behold!

Darth Gummy, strokes included, strode nonchalantly sideways, backwards, upside-down until KABOOM. Batman screamed "Where the $%^&*@ are you Robin Hood?" Little John and Pope Peter Peckerwood screamed "Help, i swallowed several gallons of Jagrmeister and now I can't s**t.

Having misplaced the can-opener, Batman bit off chunks of rotting flesh, tearing linen assunder. Liberace felt bloated after slurping glue from fat kidneys soaked aplenty!

Meanwhile ridiculously dressed clergymen prayed that evangelical pygmies would smell a revolting stench. Even when air-conditioning ruined the bookmarking of Tiddlywinks, nobody considered adopting Jon's kidneys without considering Mornington Cresent Tube o' Lube (tm). Satanic cookies fed diseased cows to nirvana.


Later I crushed

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Underwear is warm, especially after dancing bears eat spicy tacos dipped in lava. However eskimos don't particularly like to puke their guts out when whales attack, so they never disadvantageously imbibe treefrogs just as kangaroos never jump into foxholes. Instead llamas appear from space stations revolving on oblong tables and erupt violently projecting feces onto the nightgown of Blobby's stained Barbie. Idiosyncratic transvestites seemingly withhold donkey-punching insomaniacs by using fartspray throughout intercourse.
Although metrosexuals insist synchronisation when all bumbling Beckhams attempt to sodomize the Cult of Maths were successful, kinda. Indeed many Christians maintain chastity except for children who suck spiritual leaders' chess strategies while praying.This theorem fails to satisfy darvlay's bloodlust with pink chainsaws and fairy midgets.

Demi Moore, righteous lefty, determined to dust the vampiric thingy using stealth bombers and yet forgot. She pirouetted violently around town, while shouting, " My philosophy lacks any spiritual commitment to bananas!!!".

Meanwhile, backdoor beauties huddled within each nook and cranny toss their boyfriends' salads with chainsaws. Doctor Foster watched blood sprinkle over several thousand bags of teeth that symbolized the CURSE OF THE gummy bear. Yet gummy it is, gummy! Behold!

Darth Gummy, strokes included, strode nonchalantly sideways, backwards, upside-down until KABOOM. Batman screamed "Where the $%^&*@ are you Robin Hood?" Little John and Pope Peter Peckerwood screamed "Help, i swallowed several gallons of Jagrmeister and now I can't s**t.

Having misplaced the can-opener, Batman bit off chunks of rotting flesh, tearing linen assunder. Liberace felt bloated after slurping glue from fat kidneys soaked aplenty!

Meanwhile ridiculously dressed clergymen prayed that evangelical pygmies would smell a revolting stench. Even when air-conditioning ruined the bookmarking of Tiddlywinks, nobody considered adopting Jon's kidneys without considering Mornington Cresent Tube o' Lube (tm). Satanic cookies fed diseased cows to nirvana.

Later, I crushed Cher's

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Underwear is warm, especially after dancing bears eat spicy tacos dipped in lava. However eskimos don't particularly like to puke their guts out when whales attack, so they never disadvantageously imbibe treefrogs just as kangaroos never jump into foxholes. Instead llamas appear from space stations revolving on oblong tables and erupt violently projecting feces onto the nightgown of Blobby's stained Barbie. Idiosyncratic transvestites seemingly withhold donkey-punching insomaniacs by using fartspray throughout intercourse.
Although metrosexuals insist synchronisation when all bumbling Beckhams attempt to sodomize the Cult of Maths were successful, kinda. Indeed many Christians maintain chastity except for children who suck spiritual leaders' chess strategies while praying.This theorem fails to satisfy darvlay's bloodlust with pink chainsaws and fairy midgets.

Demi Moore, righteous lefty, determined to dust the vampiric thingy using stealth bombers and yet forgot. She pirouetted violently around town, while shouting, " My philosophy lacks any spiritual commitment to bananas!!!".

Meanwhile, backdoor beauties huddled within each nook and cranny toss their boyfriends' salads with chainsaws. Doctor Foster watched blood sprinkle over several thousand bags of teeth that symbolized the CURSE OF THE gummy bear. Yet gummy it is, gummy! Behold!

Darth Gummy, strokes included, strode nonchalantly sideways, backwards, upside-down until KABOOM. Batman screamed "Where the $%^&*@ are you Robin Hood?" Little John and Pope Peter Peckerwood screamed "Help, i swallowed several gallons of Jagrmeister and now I can't s**t.

Having misplaced the can-opener, Batman bit off chunks of rotting flesh, tearing linen assunder. Liberace felt bloated after slurping glue from fat kidneys soaked aplenty!

Meanwhile ridiculously dressed clergymen prayed that evangelical pygmies would smell a revolting stench. Even when air-conditioning ruined the bookmarking of Tiddlywinks, nobody considered adopting Jon's kidneys without considering Mornington Cresent Tube o' Lube (tm). Satanic cookies fed diseased cows to nirvana.

Later, I crushed Cher's fake

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Underwear is warm, especially after dancing bears eat spicy tacos dipped in lava. However eskimos don't particularly like to puke their guts out when whales attack, so they never disadvantageously imbibe treefrogs just as kangaroos never jump into foxholes. Instead llamas appear from space stations revolving on oblong tables and erupt violently projecting feces onto the nightgown of Blobby's stained Barbie. Idiosyncratic transvestites seemingly withhold donkey-punching insomaniacs by using fartspray throughout intercourse.
Although metrosexuals insist synchronisation when all bumbling Beckhams attempt to sodomize the Cult of Maths were successful, kinda. Indeed many Christians maintain chastity except for children who suck spiritual leaders' chess strategies while praying.This theorem fails to satisfy darvlay's bloodlust with pink chainsaws and fairy midgets.

Demi Moore, righteous lefty, determined to dust the vampiric thingy using stealth bombers and yet forgot. She pirouetted violently around town, while shouting, " My philosophy lacks any spiritual commitment to bananas!!!".

Meanwhile, backdoor beauties huddled within each nook and cranny toss their boyfriends' salads with chainsaws. Doctor Foster watched blood sprinkle over several thousand bags of teeth that symbolized the CURSE OF THE gummy bear. Yet gummy it is, gummy! Behold!

Darth Gummy, strokes included, strode nonchalantly sideways, backwards, upside-down until KABOOM. Batman screamed "Where the $%^&*@ are you Robin Hood?" Little John and Pope Peter Peckerwood screamed "Help, i swallowed several gallons of Jagrmeister and now I can't s**t.

Having misplaced the can-opener, Batman bit off chunks of rotting flesh, tearing linen assunder. Liberace felt bloated after slurping glue from fat kidneys soaked aplenty!

Meanwhile ridiculously dressed clergymen prayed that evangelical pygmies would smell a revolting stench. Even when air-conditioning ruined the bookmarking of Tiddlywinks, nobody considered adopting Jon's kidneys without considering Mornington Cresent Tube o' Lube (tm). Satanic cookies fed diseased cows to nirvana.

Later, I crushed Cher's fake nose

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