Missed my flight at 18:20 GMT and have been awaiting stand by ever since to get home. Just been told it's a no go, so have been booked on flight at 7:50 tomorrow morn. My options: book a hotel, gonna cost me £120 for a room that will last till six tomorrow; or just wander round Stanstead catching sleep Hobo style.
Guess which one I opted for?
Any advice?
ps I really need to masturbate.
Just start masturbating, it will leave the airport security two options -
Option A - they suddenly realise that they can get you on the stand-by flight it was all a big misunderstanding
Option B - you get taken to a free local hotel room, asked to remove your shoes and belt, are woken up early in the morning then cautioned. Spend a few quid on a taxi back to the airport,
Hey presto
Originally posted by demonseedget a cab or bus to bishop stortford, stansted mountfitchet, you'll find cheap rooms there, both places are roughly ten minutes away, should work out cheaper than a room at stansted and there's pubs nearby
Missed my flight at 18:20 GMT and have been awaiting stand by ever since to get home. Just been told it's a no go, so have been booked on flight at 7:50 tomorrow morn. My options: book a hotel, gonna cost me £120 for a room that will last till six tomorrow; or just wander round Stanstead catching sleep Hobo style.
Guess which one I opted for?
Any advice?
ps I really need to masturbate.