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Missed my flight at 18:20 GMT and have been awaiting stand by ever since to get home. Just been told it's a no go, so have been booked on flight at 7:50 tomorrow morn. My options: book a hotel, gonna cost me £120 for a room that will last till six tomorrow; or just wander round Stanstead catching sleep Hobo style.

Guess which one I opted for?

Any advice?

ps I really need to masturbate.

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Just start masturbating, it will leave the airport security two options -

Option A - they suddenly realise that they can get you on the stand-by flight it was all a big misunderstanding

Option B - you get taken to a free local hotel room, asked to remove your shoes and belt, are woken up early in the morning then cautioned. Spend a few quid on a taxi back to the airport,

Hey presto

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Originally posted by demonseed
Any advice?

ps I really need to masturbate.
Go to the juice bar and ask if they want to exchange Love Juice!

: D

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Originally posted by Ragnorak
Go to the juice bar and ask if they want to exchange Love Juice!

: D
Did actually cross my mind but t'is shut.

Guess no-one wants my love juice.

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Are the bars open? Then party till 5 AM then go to the airport to catch your plane.

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Originally posted by Ragnorak
Go to the juice bar and ask if they want to exchange Love Juice!

: D
Rag, don't you own a juice bar?....just wondering.....

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Originally posted by slimjim
Slam down a couple bloody Mary's and you'll feel better.
Where would I be without your pearls of wisdom?

Can't buy a round so will just give a round of recs.

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Simple, become an airport dweller. Obviously.

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Originally posted by ivangrice
The situation is crying out for a sickie.
Hang on, I can see a Technicolor Yawn coming...

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Originally posted by chancremechanic
Rag, don't you own a juice bar?....just wondering.....
The juice bar in Stanstead Airport is called Love Juice.

D

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Originally posted by demonseed
Missed my flight at 18:20 GMT and have been awaiting stand by ever since to get home. Just been told it's a no go, so have been booked on flight at 7:50 tomorrow morn. My options: book a hotel, gonna cost me £120 for a room that will last till six tomorrow; or just wander round Stanstead catching sleep Hobo style.

Guess which one I opted for?

Any advice?

ps I really need to masturbate.
get a cab or bus to bishop stortford, stansted mountfitchet, you'll find cheap rooms there, both places are roughly ten minutes away, should work out cheaper than a room at stansted and there's pubs nearby

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Originally posted by Ragnorak
The juice bar in Stanstead Airport is called Love Juice.

D
Thanks for clarifying that...😉