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Originally posted by mikelom
If you even had an appreciation of your own lack of effort to get out of your own half-way house you seem to be stuck in, you wouldn't feel the need to try to address a misspelling which I don't understand, or see.

What exactly was it I liked about what you say as a come on?

Like I said, you live in a past perception which, unfortunately for you, you never seem to have matured through or got past. Time to grow up ? Probably not!
LOL, what misspelling?

Perhaps you would like to send a letter to the vast amount of whiskey producers who also write "whiskey" in their bottles. You know, producers like Jameson, Jack Daniels, etc. just to name a few of the cheap ones that you like.

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Originally posted by Palynka
Can't Raven have her moment?
Lol! Thank you for caring.

I would strangle myself with my own hands. All other ways (knives, pills, gun, etc) are for WHIMPS. Some other acceptable methods are outlined here:
http://www.thebestpageintheuniverse.net/c.cgi?u=manly_suicide

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Originally posted by Raven69
Lol! Thank you for caring.

I would strangle myself with my own hands. All other ways (knives, pills, gun, etc) are for WHIMPS. Some other acceptable methods are outlined here:
http://www.thebestpageintheuniverse.net/c.cgi?u=manly_suicide
I once though of something a bit similar: start running as fast as you possibly can, like a 100m dash, but keep running until you black out. when you come to, start running again until you black out again. keep doing that until you die.

score?

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there's only one method for the lazy hedonist: H o.d.

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Swim out to sea and offer myself to the sharks.

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Originally posted by Bosse de Nage
Swim out to sea and offer myself to the sharks.
what if they didn't accept your offering? then you'd really feel depressed, not to mention rejected.

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Originally posted by Bosse de Nage
Swim out to sea and offer myself to the sharks.
sharks patrol these waters. sharks patrol these waters, hey!

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Originally posted by Blackamp
what if they didn't accept your offering? then you'd really feel depressed, not to mention rejected.
The ocean doesn't want me today
But I'll be back tomorrow to play
And the stranglers will take me
Down deep in their brine
The mischievous braingels
Down into the endless blue wine
I'll open my head and let out
All of my time
I'd love to go drowning
And to stay and to stay
But the ocean doesn't want me today
I'll go in up to here
It can't possibly hurt
All they will find is my beer
And my shirt
A rip tide is raging
And the life guard is away
But the ocean doesn't want me today
The ocean doesn't want me today

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Originally posted by wormwood
I once though of something a bit similar: start running as fast as you possibly can, like a 100m dash, but keep running until you black out. when you come to, start running again until you black out again. keep doing that until you die.

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Manliness: 7 Style: 3 Awesomeness: 5 Mess: 0

Feel free to disagree.

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Originally posted by wormwood
The ocean doesn't want me today
But I'll be back tomorrow to play
And the stranglers will take me
Down deep in their brine
The mischievous braingels
Down into the endless blue wine
I'll open my head and let out
All of my time
I'd love to go drowning
And to stay and to stay
But the ocean doesn't want me today
I'll go in up to here
It can't possib ...[text shortened]... ife guard is away
But the ocean doesn't want me today
The ocean doesn't want me today
damn, now i'm going to have to go listen to that.

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Originally posted by Raven69
Mess: 0

Feel free to disagree.
there would probably be puking, at least after the first blackout.

otherwise I think 7 for a beginner at manly suicides must be satisfactory. I'll keep practicing, and see where that gets me.

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Originally posted by wormwood
there would probably be puking, at least after the first blackout.

otherwise I think 7 for a beginner at manly suicides must be satisfactory. I'll keep practicing, and see where that gets me.
You do that.

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Originally posted by darvlay
Fearling death is not the same as not living life, know what I mean?
Strong and wise statement. GB has to be jelouse of the wise content.

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