Where do they frickin' come from? Am I they only one who's noticed this phenomenon?!
All year I walk exactly the same way to work in the morning. During winter, autumn and spring I see the same people, in the same places at roughly the same time on my daily travel to and from work. Most of them walk the same route as me to the city centre, so generally I know where must faces I see work and who works in which building. I look around at all the ladies during this time and a few words spring to mind: boilers, bags, trolls, munters, heffers... generally ugly people. There are the occasional bits of 'eye candy' but 99% of them look like they've escaped from the local zoo. However, then comes summer....
Everyday in Summer I still walk the same route, but someone has kidnapped all the usual suspects I see on my walk to work! Instead of seeing all the usual munters, I see the infamous 'Summer Hotties.' Young ladies wearing tight tops, mini-skirts, high-heeled boots, long blonde glistening in the sun as every head in the street turns to watch them saunter along. They go to the same buildings I walk past ever day, some even go to my work.... but I've never seen any of them before! Where do they come from?! Where do they hide when it's not summer?! Why aren't they around all year?!
Amazingly enough, I actually look better in a thick coat and 3 layers of trousers. And a sack over my head.
I do like summer though. All the attractive people staggering around with sweat marks under their arms; beads of perspiration trickling sexily down the side of their faces; faces bloated and red and generally peeling to some extent, giving them that Lepracy look they so much desire...
Originally posted by malingaAs much as it would be going around town photographing all the good looking women, I think I'd get arrested very, very quickly or get the sh*t kicked out of me by their burly boyfriends! 😕
I was hoping for some pics here 😉
You're so right though. Spent Sunday in park and watching the girls go by was just bliss. Yum yum.
Originally posted by Daemon Sinwe could have this as a hybrid of the "rhp photography competition", who can photograph the hottest summer hottie? and the prize being full medical insurance!
As much as it would be going around town photographing all the good looking women, I think I'd get arrested very, very quickly or get the sh*t kicked out of me by their burly boyfriends! 😕
i have a problem though-"summer hotties" in glasgow tent to wrap up, at the very least againt the rain...
This is something I studied at university and here are my conclusions.
In winter all us shallow males have to go on re beauty is the girls face.
In summer we suddenly see far more flesh 😲 The male brain goes through the following thought process:
"Wow nice body" - eyes eventually make it to the face - "not a bad face either" 🙄
In winter the face alone would not have warranted any major second looks.
The conclusion is we are terribly shallow, wouldn't want to be any other way mind 😀
