Summer hotties!

Originally posted by Joe Fist
Summer hotties? That's easy. We build them in our factory here in Southern California just like in that movie Weird Science.

Every other day, our group of scientists trots one out to our "roach coach". We all drool and then another day a new model is displayed.

It's summer. Summer love. It doesn't matter who you date during the summer. That's why all these ugly guys that could never score a chick have dates during the summer. As long as you can say "Yes" to the question "Are you dating someone?" that's all that matters!

-Teenage Wisdom

Originally posted by Moldy Crow
Just shave your legs and wear a miniskirt . Peek at yourself under the desk every once in a while .