16 Jul 13
Originally posted by robbie carrobieShocking behaviour.
anyone ever do drive by shootings with super soakers? great fun to be had skooshing and gleefully driving away! best targets are teenage fashion victims, cyclists (make sure they dont catch you up at traffic light) and people bending down doing gardening.
I hope the police have set up an incident room
with an identikit picture gallery of you and your
offensive super soaker. I would urge the public
to cooperate with the authorities and bring in all
snippets of information. Locations of the vehicle,
its number or partial number, make and colour.
This aquatic criminal should be brought to justice
before he strikes again.
16 Jul 13
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Originally posted by johnnylongwoodyall of the worlds problems could be solved with super soakers, instead of arguing, just pull out the super soaker and blast them. People who become irate could be blasted until they smile. Imagine all the fun you could have blasting posers, politicians, traffic wardens, ex girlfriends who say they want to be your friend, the list is endless.
Shocking behaviour.
I hope the police have set up an incident room
with an identikit picture gallery of you and your
offensive super soaker. I would urge the public
to cooperate with the authorities and bring in all
snippets of information. Locations of the vehicle,
its number or partial number, make and colour.
This aquatic criminal should be brought to justice
before he strikes again.
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16 Jul 13
Originally posted by robbie carrobieIt would escalate, in terms of the ammunition.
all of the worlds problems could be solved with super soakers, instead of arguing, just pull out the super soaker and blast them. People who become irate could be blasted until they smile. Imagine all the fun you could have blasting posers, politicians, traffic wardens, ex girlfriends who say they want to be your friend, the list is endless.
16 Jul 13
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Originally posted by JS357i know, wouldn't it be awesome, a society governed by the law of the super soaker. Probably the governments could still use water cannons of course, under the guise that they were industrial strength super soaker, but even so, the possibilities! but nothing stronger than water allowed! if you were caught packing gin and tonic in your super soaker, you could be blasted in public and have your soaker taken away.
It would escalate, in terms of the ammunition.
16 Jul 13
Originally posted by robbie carrobieCan't do that here...it'll get you stopped by the police, or shot by them.
anyone ever do drive by shootings with super soakers? great fun to be had skooshing and gleefully driving away! best targets are teenage fashion victims, cyclists (make sure they dont catch you up at traffic light) and people bending down doing gardening.
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16 Jul 13
Originally posted by robbie carrobieHang on a mo there. G & T you say eh? How 'bout Vodka and Vermouth (with an olive).
i know, wouldn't it be awesome, a society governed by the law of the super soaker. Probably the governments could still use water cannons of course, under the guise that they were industrial strength super soaker, but even so, the possibilities! but nothing stronger than water allowed! if you were caught packing gin and tonic in your super soaker, you could be blasted in public and have your soaker taken away.
16 Jul 13
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Originally posted by SwissGambitseriously, you cant drive around packing a soaker in the back seat, roll down the window and skoosh some poser? the trick is to do drive by shootings, the victim has not enough time to take down any credentials. Trains that speed through railway stations without stopping are especially effective! All the police would have super soakers as well. So would the army.
Can't do that here...it'll get you stopped by the police, or shot by them.
16 Jul 13
Originally posted by robbie carrobieWe're kinda trigger happy (with real guns) here and that's ruined things for the fun-lovers.
seriously, you cant drive around packing a soaker in the back seat, roll down the window and skoosh some poser? the trick is to do drive by shootings, the victim has not enough time to take down any credentials.
The victim can always get your license plate. But what I would worry about most are the police.
17 Jul 13
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Originally posted by SwissGambitwhat would they arrest you for, skooshing with intent to rehydrate? LOL, its brilliant.
We're kinda trigger happy (with real guns) here and that's ruined things for the fun-lovers.
The victim can always get your license plate. But what I would worry about most are the police.
